Hieeee - Alaska Thunder****.mp3

[00:08.298]Greetings...
[00:13.713]My name's yours...
[00:16.583]What's Alaska?
[00:29.951]Everybody, welcome to the show
[00:33.714]The rules of engagement are really quite simple
[00:36.878]So if you could pull yourself away from Grindr for two seconds, listen up
[00:41.890]The use of flash photography is strictly mandatory
[00:46.448]Do you think I look like this just so I can exist in your feeble memory? HA!
[00:50.941]Take a picture and I'll last forever!
[00:54.435]Get your drinks now, people
[00:57.196]The more you drink, the prettier we look
[01:01.246]Is this your boyfriend, honey? Not anymore
[01:06.620]Tipping is compulsory
[01:08.976]If you don't know what compulsory means, I'll spell it out for you
[01:12.434]Tip. These. Men!
[01:16.123]It takes a lot of money to look this cheap, darling!
[01:19.817]Be kind to your entertainers
[01:23.583]If you see a flaw, squint
[01:25.717]If you see a bulge, don't be mad!
[01:27.812]Some of the most beautiful women in the world have gigantic penises!
[01:32.162]If you see something you don't like
[01:34.152]Something unseemly or offensive
[01:36.403]Something vile or disgusting
[01:38.609]We'll be happy to take your complaints after the show
[01:41.508]At the corner of '**** you and go **** yourself avenue.com!'
[01:45.447]I'll see you there! Bring a sweater
[01:49.530]If you think you can do better, sweetheart, I implore you
[01:52.803]Put on a wig and mash your mouth around to other people's music for 4 and a half minutes
[01:57.489]It's not as easy as it looks!
[01:59.479]Do you need a hairpiece? Here, you can borrow mine!
[02:03.802]Show generosity to these monstrosities!
[02:07.829]Respect, kindness, compassion!
[02:11.811]And most of all
[02:13.619]Whenever possible
[02:15.892]Tell us we look gorgeous
[02:19.685]Tell us we look gorgeous
[02:23.297]Tell me I look gorgeous!
[02:26.973]Do I look gorgeous? (YEAH!)
[02:29.951]Okay, but how about sexy? (YEAH!)
[02:33.975]Okay, alright, but how about sensual? (YEAH!)
[02:37.764]Alright, but how about breathtaking? Jeez! (YEAH!)
[02:41.516]I swear it's like pulling teeth to get a little tiny compliment out of you people!
[02:46.339]Now let's review everybody
[02:50.154]Your makeup is terrible
[02:51.794]If you're not wearing nails, you're not doing drag
[02:54.112]Don't ever touch my hair
[02:55.631]Anus
[02:56.484]I love your pussy
[02:57.629]Give me all your money
[02:58.873]Absolutely!
[03:00.310]Come on nature!
[03:01.504]Come on natch!
[03:02.545]Come on build-up!
[03:03.400]OKURRRR?!
[03:07.537]Hieeee!
[03:15.027]Hieeee!
[03:19.320](Wha- wha- wha- wha-)
[03:21.107](Wha- wha- wha- wha-)
[03:22.947]Hieeee!
[03:28.653]Everybody, everywhere
[03:29.647]Everybody, everywhere
[03:30.548]Hieeeeeee!
[03:34.334]Hieee, hieee, hie-hie-hi-hi-hi-hi
[03:38.081]Hieeeeeeee!