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[00:08.298]Greetings...[00:13.713]My name's yours...[00:16.583]What's Alaska?[00:29.951]Everybody, welcome to the show[00:33.714]The rules of engagement are really quite simple[00:36.878]So if you could pull yourself away from Grindr for two seconds, listen up[00:41.890]The use of flash photography is strictly mandatory[00:46.448]Do you think I look like this just so I can exist in your feeble memory? HA![00:50.941]Take a picture and I'll last forever![00:54.435]Get your drinks now, people[00:57.196]The more you drink, the prettier we look[01:01.246]Is this your boyfriend, honey? Not anymore[01:06.620]Tipping is compulsory[01:08.976]If you don't know what compulsory means, I'll spell it out for you[01:12.434]Tip. These. Men![01:16.123]It takes a lot of money to look this cheap, darling![01:19.817]Be kind to your entertainers[01:23.583]If you see a flaw, squint[01:25.717]If you see a bulge, don't be mad![01:27.812]Some of the most beautiful women in the world have gigantic penises![01:32.162]If you see something you don't like[01:34.152]Something unseemly or offensive[01:36.403]Something vile or disgusting[01:38.609]We'll be happy to take your complaints after the show[01:41.508]At the corner of '**** you and go **** yourself avenue.com!'[01:45.447]I'll see you there! Bring a sweater[01:49.530]If you think you can do better, sweetheart, I implore you[01:52.803]Put on a wig and mash your mouth around to other people's music for 4 and a half minutes[01:57.489]It's not as easy as it looks![01:59.479]Do you need a hairpiece? Here, you can borrow mine![02:03.802]Show generosity to these monstrosities![02:07.829]Respect, kindness, compassion![02:11.811]And most of all[02:13.619]Whenever possible[02:15.892]Tell us we look gorgeous[02:19.685]Tell us we look gorgeous[02:23.297]Tell me I look gorgeous![02:26.973]Do I look gorgeous? (YEAH!)[02:29.951]Okay, but how about sexy? (YEAH!)[02:33.975]Okay, alright, but how about sensual? (YEAH!)[02:37.764]Alright, but how about breathtaking? Jeez! (YEAH!)[02:41.516]I swear it's like pulling teeth to get a little tiny compliment out of you people![02:46.339]Now let's review everybody[02:50.154]Your makeup is terrible[02:51.794]If you're not wearing nails, you're not doing drag[02:54.112]Don't ever touch my hair[02:55.631]Anus[02:56.484]I love your pussy[02:57.629]Give me all your money[02:58.873]Absolutely![03:00.310]Come on nature![03:01.504]Come on natch![03:02.545]Come on build-up![03:03.400]OKURRRR?![03:07.537]Hieeee![03:15.027]Hieeee[03:21.107](Wha- wha- wha- wha-)[03:22.947]Hieeee![03:28.653]Everybody, everywhere[03:29.647]Everybody, everywhere[03:30.548]Hieeeeeee![03:34.334]Hieee, hieee, hie-hie-hi-hi-hi-hi[03:38.081]Hieeeeeeee!
