Lo-Fi - Tom Cardy.mp3

[00:00.000] 作曲 : Tom Cardy
[00:00.731] I woke up this morning in a very unusual way
[00:06.012] Not bad, just warm and fuzzy, with a little bit of latency (Little latency)
[00:10.159]
[00:11.904] I went to the doctor, and this is what he said
[00:17.090] "Oh my god. How are you not dead?"
[00:21.144] Give it to me straight, doc
[00:22.602] "You're far too chill to be walkin' around" Uh-huh
[00:25.466] "Your heartbeat's so low that it's underground" Okay
[00:28.280] "Your vision's 8-bit, your brain's saturated" Oh
[00:31.009] "But I'm afraid, it's far too late" Tell me
[00:33.314] "You've gone"
[00:33.929]
[00:34.627] Lo-Fi
[00:36.349] Hey doctor, can you take my temperature real quick?
[00:40.302] Lo-Fi
[00:42.072] "You're a million degrees, but you're still cool as shit. Can you dig it?" I dig it
[00:46.062] Lo-Fi
[00:47.708] I've been flying too fast, a little too close to the sun
[00:51.860] And now I'm ready for a slow flight, in Lo-Fi
[00:55.969]
[00:57.082] I woke up this morning in a very unusual way
[01:02.630] Not bad, just tied to a chair in the basement of the CIA
[01:08.441] I see through the wa-alls
[01:10.233] 'Cause my vision's 8-bit, x-ray
[01:12.879]
[01:13.546] Hi doctor "I see you're still not dead"
[01:17.291] I'm acutely aware, doc
[01:18.985] "You see through walls with the power within" I know
[01:21.801] "Your muscles so distorted, you can compress steel" That's new
[01:24.737] "Your body's out of phase" What? "Your hand's shoot vaporwaves" Oh yeah
[01:27.668] "I'm afraid that you could be great" Tell me
[01:29.889] "You've gone"
[01:30.043]
[01:30.562] Lo— Lo-Fi
[01:32.795] Hey doctor, can you stop me flying in my seat?
[01:36.102] Slow Lo-Fi
[01:38.257] "Your vibe's so laid back, you make gravity weak. Can you dig it?" I dig it
[01:42.426] Lo-Fi
[01:44.252] I've been flying too fast, a little too close to the sun
[01:48.325] And now I'm ready for a new life, as Lo-Fi
[01:50.823]
[01:53.699] "This just in! A rampaging super cyclone that threatened to destroy downtown has been thrown into space by the hero known as Lo-Fi"
[02:03.626] Lo-Fi
[02:05.214] "'Cause if there's trouble afoot, he's never far from the scene
[02:09.153] But it remains to be seen if this chilled out fella can stay ice cold"
[02:14.315] (Ay, ei, oh)
[02:15.014]
[02:16.227] I woke up this morning in a very unusual way
[02:21.450] Not bad, in my suit above Tokyo, on a perfect, cold November day
[02:27.438] I turn on the TV, and this is what it said
[02:32.506] "Oh my god, supervillain tryna make us dead" Oh
[02:38.219] "Humans of Earth, you are under attack
[02:40.786] But no-one is dope enough to fight me back
[02:43.638] Your armies all quit, your people subjugated
[02:46.457] I'm afraid, it's far too late" O
[02:49.152] "Lay down and accept your fate" *quack*
[02:52.025] "You're seriously almost too late" Yo
[02:54.480] "Oh shit!"
[02:54.958]
[02:55.786] Lo-Fi
[02:57.629] Hey bad guy, do I have to harsh your buzz real quick?
[03:00.708] Slow Lo-Fi
[03:03.221] "You're a real big spliff, I prefer not to hit. Can you dig it?" I dig it
[03:07.097] Lo-Fi
[03:08.846] I've been flying too fast, a little too close to the sun
[03:12.688] And now I almost found a little time to be
[03:17.012] Lo-Fi
[03:18.756] "He's done it again folks, Lo-Fi has saved the day!
[03:22.575] And not just that, it looks like he's going for a classic double chorus fade out!"
[03:28.295] Lo-Fi
[03:29.995] "In all my three albums, I've never seen anything like it
[03:33.363] And if anyone can pull off such a funky groove, it's Lo-Fi
[03:37.236] And what's this? It looks like our hero is pulling out..."
[03:39.575] Lo-Fi
[03:40.650] "A Chlavihord, this late in the fadeout? I don't believe it folks!
[03:45.609] But I guess that's why he's the best and I'm just an uptight reporter guy"
[03:50.835] Lo-Fi
[03:51.508]
[03:52.373] "That's right, I haven't seen my kids in three weeks
[03:58.227] My voice is kind of John Mulaney, it's getting more John Mulaney
[04:02.962] I am doing a John Mulaney impersonation now
[04:06.398] Eh, you can't hear it very well 'cause the music's almost quiet
[04:10.021] But I'm very John Mulaney"
[04:12.009] Lo-Fi