[00:00.000] 作词 : 周震惊7985[00:00.000] 作曲 : 周震惊7985[00:00.000] 编曲 : 周震惊7985[00:00.000]the point of having dog was to feel superior,Jerry[00:02.211]the universe is a crazy,chaotic place[00:04.295]you are the one that is crazy and chaotic[00:06.070]our people will get more from the idea he represented[00:08.963]than from the Jelly Bean he actually was[00:11.165]you know parents are just kids having kids[00:14.364]it is thankless job,Morty[00:16.906]you did the best you could[00:18.151]nobody exists on purpose[00:19.608]nobody belongs anywhere[00:21.092]everybody is gonna die.come watch TV[00:24.251]people call LOVE[00:25.326]just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed[00:28.276]it hits hard,Morty,then it slowly fades[00:31.024]leaving you stranded in a falling marriage[00:33.212]i did it[00:33.941]you parents are gonna do it[00:34.876]break the cycle,Morty[00:35.908]rise above.focus on science[00:38.068]well i mean traditionally,science fair are a father-son thing[00:42.822]well,scientifically,traditions are an idiot thing[00:45.961]you wanted to be safe from the government,so you became a stupid government[00:49.091]that makes every Rick here less Rick than me[00:51.216]homeworks is stupid,the whole point is to get less of it[00:53.579]you know,a good adventure needs a good ending[00:55.148]to live is to risk it all[00:56.644]otherwise you are just an inert chunk[00:58.039]of randomly assembled molecules[00:59.612]drifting wherever the universe blows you[01:01.323]oh,get off your high horse,professor Ski Lodge[01:04.037]this world may be rough around the edges[01:06.221]but it is got its charms[01:07.012]come on,Morty[01:08.520]no union built on running from your problems[01:10.137]lasts more than five years,seven tops[01:12.451]because when you are an asshole[01:13.672]it does not matter how right you are[01:15.079]nobody wants to give you the satisfaction[01:16.687]i know,everyone wants people they like to be right[01:19.149]that is why popular people are BLEEP dumb[01:21.079]when you know nothing matters,the universe is yours[01:23.698]and i never met a universe that was into it[01:25.754]the universe is basically an animal[01:27.415]it grazes on the ordinary[01:28.718]it creates infinite idiots just to eat them[01:30.894]you know smart people get a chance to climb on top[01:33.219]take reality for a ride[01:34.465]but it will never stop trying to throw you[01:36.083]and eventually it will[01:37.479]there is no other way off[01:38.670]you quit school,but still got some learning to do[01:41.968]think for yourselves do not be sheep[01:42.861]what kind of business do you do in a garage[01:45.180]you know this seems a little shady[01:46.155]right yeah,like nothing shady ever happened[01:48.041]in a fully furnished office[01:49.120]you can not make people like you[01:50.631]you just have to wait for hating you to bore them[01:53.096]whatever you are asking me the answers is i am amazing[01:54.839]until we die[01:55.746]possibly by vampire[01:57.135]more likely auto accident or heart disease[01:59.405]that is planning for failure Morty[02:00.768]even dumber than regular planning[02:02.264]they just put you at the[02:03.590]center of their lives because youn are powerful[02:04.906]and then because they put you there[02:06.647]they want you to be less powerful[02:07.583]no weddings are basically funerals with cake[02:10.192]the teenage mind is its own worst enemy[02:12.531]dad you can not talk about people behind their back[02:14.737]you know it is small world[02:16.116]i am not the nicest guy in the universe[02:17.372]because i am the smartest[02:19.074]and being nice is something stupid people[02:20.746]to hedge their bets[02:21.462]now i have not been exactly subtle[02:23.410]how little i trust marriage[02:25.155]i could not make it work[02:26.430]and i could turn a black hole into a sun[02:27.886]so at a certain point,you got to ask youself[02:30.146]what are the odds this is legit[02:31.756]and not just some big lie we are all telling ourselves[02:33.744]because we are afraid to die alone[02:34.874]because you know that is exactly how we all die alone[02:38.293]class dismissed