[00:00.00] Are you bored?[00:07.17]Are you jaded?[00:10.68]Has all the enthusiasm faded?[00:21.90]Are you one of those people[00:24.57]Like glazed fruit[00:26.28]Who sit there in shell-shock[00:30.03]Till the dot on your screen disappears?[00:41.94]Are you one of those people[00:45.33]Or are you just afraid?[00:49.77]Are you one who craves excitement[00:54.15]Were you tailor made[00:59.04]For this sporting life?[01:03.15]Living on a knife edge[01:07.20]This sporting life's forever changing[02:32.76]Are you one of these people?[02:42.12]The keys please quick[02:45.00]Every second counts[02:47.49]I've signed the book[02:50.46]Gimme the keys[02:52.95]The elevator opens its mouth[02:55.62]Like Jonah and the whale[02:58.38]The elevator spits me out[03:00.81]Into a freak show[03:02.19]It's a freak show[03:03.78]And into a swarm of flies[03:07.89]Do.....do not disturb[03:13.32]Do.....do not disturb[03:18.54]The sign on the door read:[03:19.98]Do not disturb[03:28.74]Strange looks from the bellman[03:31.23]As he takes me down the hallway[03:33.81]through a firedoor to a stairwell[03:38.28]Skidding, skidding, skidding, skidding[03:39.72]Out of control, out of control[03:57.18]Do.....do not disturb[04:00.12]Do.....do not disturb[04:07.77]The sign on the door read[04:09.21]The sign on the door said[04:10.56]The sign on the door read[04:11.88]Do not disturb[04:17.52]This is the Bad Samaritans[04:19.59]Hello loved one[04:21.27]Sorry there was nobody here[04:23.04]To take your call personally[04:25.23]However, we understand[04:26.94]What you're going through[04:28.47]How you've travelled life's highway[04:30.48]With your smile on upside-down[04:33.33]And now you think you've found[04:35.04]The ultimate answer to all your problems[04:38.37]Don't be hasty[04:40.14]Why waste a life[04:42.03]Wait until there's a crowd down below[04:45.30]Give a little when you go[04:48.18]Are you one of these people?[04:54.78]Jump jump jump jump jump......[04:57.81]There's a fruitcake in the window[05:01.20]Someone fetch the cops[05:04.50]For God's sake get a camera[05:07.77]Before the bastard drops[05:11.19]A little to the left[05:14.37]A little to the right[05:17.55]A little to the left[05:19.92]Maybe tonight's the night[05:30.81]Why are we waiting?[05:37.08]We're waiting[05:43.98]A little to the left[05:45.66]Right down the middle[05:47.22]A little to the right[05:48.87]X marks the spot[05:51.15]You ain't gonna be[05:53.58]On This is Your Life's tonight[06:18.84]This sporting life[06:23.01]Needs organising[06:27.15]We'd gladly lose the cup[06:30.36]If we could stick the knife in[06:37.14]This sporting life[06:41.34]This sporting life[06:45.63]This sporting life's forever changing[06:59.31]Are you bored?[07:03.75]Are you jaded?[07:07.26]Has all enthusiasm faded[07:18.78]Are you one of those people?