[00:00.00] 作词 : Marc Shaiman/Scott Whittman[00:01.00] 作曲 : Marc Shaiman[00:16.79]Call the Justice of the Peace,[00:19.94]But don't tell him our names,[00:23.67]Don't put out a press release,[00:27.13]Or mention baseball games.[00:29.54][00:30.16]Michael:[00:31.09]Book the nearest Bridal suite,[00:34.41]One room will suit us fine,[00:37.70]For the desk clerk that we meet,[00:41.41]The only autograph we'll sign is,[00:44.80][00:45.79]Both:[00:47.61]Mr and Mrs smith,[00:51.08]Simply the folks next door,[00:54.28][00:54.91]Michael:[00:55.59]People without a single clue what[00:59.02]an Agent or Grip is for[01:01.09][01:01.91]Ivy:[01:02.87]Yes,[01:03.66][01:04.10]Both[01:04.47]Nothing can beat the view,[01:05.13]When as far as the eye can see, there's[01:10.78][01:11.30]Michael:[01:11.61]No one but Mrs,[01:13.14][01:13.49]Ivy[01:14.17]No one but Mr,[01:15.16][01:16.22]Both[01:16.54]Smith and Me.[01:21.62][01:22.29]Michael:[01:23.00]For a home the man provides,[01:26.43]A cottage built for two,[01:29.53]We'll check the small town classifieds,[01:33.47]Variety won't do.[01:34.92][01:35.96]Ivy:[01:37.32]Then we'll move to mainstream USA,[01:41.16]And sign the deed of trust,[01:44.70]The mailbox at our hideaway,[01:48.74]Will tell the whole wide world that we're just,[01:50.18][01:54.47][01:55.25]Both:[01:56.07]Mr and Mrs smith,[01:58.18]Merely the folks next door,[02:00.09][02:01.56]Michael:[02:02.10]People who use their kitchen each night,[02:03.13][02:05.52][02:06.56]Ivy:[02:07.55]And never been into chores,[02:08.92][02:09.53]Michael:[02:09.94]Yeah,[02:10.51][02:10.93]Both[02:11.22]Nothing can beat the view,[02:11.67]For as far as the eye can see, there's[02:17.21][02:17.45]Michael:[02:17.72]No one but Mrs,[02:18.33][02:18.93]Ivy:[02:19.31]No one but Mr,[02:20.91][02:21.28]Both:[02:22.46]Smith and Me.[02:24.05][02:28.39]Both:[02:29.01]No early calls,[02:31.04]No big premieres,[02:32.76]No less romantic theme,[02:36.33]We'll spend the nights,[02:38.35]Making our own,[02:40.40]Little league baseball team,[02:42.41][02:46.16]Both:[02:50.34]We're no one you've ever seen,[02:51.98][02:52.96]Ivy:[02:53.54]Movie stars don't live anywhere here,[02:57.13]Except on the local drive-in screen,[02:59.55][03:01.78]Both:[03:02.11]Yes,[03:02.60]I'd gladly disappear,[03:05.48]If it might guarantee a view of,[03:07.65][03:08.42]Michael:[03:10.57]No one but Mr,[03:11.48][03:12.29]Ivy:[03:12.67]No one but Mrs,[03:14.56][03:15.89]Both:[03:16.28]Smith and You.