[00:00.000] 作词 : Johnny Burke[00:01.000] 作曲 : Jimmy van heusen[00:07]Would you like to swing on a star[00:11]Carry moonbeams home in a jar[00:14]And be better off than you are[00:18]Or would you rather be a mule[00:21]A mule is an animal with long funny ears[00:25]Kicks up at anything he hears[00:28]His back is brawny but his brain is weak[00:31]He's just plain stupid with a stubborn streak[00:34]And by the way, if you hate to go to school[00:38]You may grow up to be a mule[00:41]Or would you like to swing on a star[00:44]Carry moonbeams home in a jar[00:48]And be better off than you are[00:52]Or would you rather be a pig[00:55]A pig is an animal with dirt on his face[00:58]His shoes are a terrible disgrace[01:02]He has no manners when he eats his food[01:05]He's fat and lazy and extremely rude[01:08]But if you don't care a feather or a fig[01:12]You may grow up to be a pig[01:15]Or would you like to swing on a star[01:18]Carry moonbeams home in a jar[01:22]And be better off than you are[01:26]Or would you rather be a fish[01:29]A fish won't do anything, but swim in a brook[01:32]He can't write his name or read a book[01:36]To fool the people is his only thought[01:39]And though he's slippery, he still gets caught[01:42]But then if that sort of life is what you wish[01:46]You may grow up to be a fish[02:00]A new kind of jumped-up slippery fish[02:03]And all the monkeys aren't in the zoo[02:07]Every day you meet quite a few[02:10]So you see it's all up to you[02:14]You can be better than you are[02:21]You could be swingin' on a star