[00:00.149][00:13.029] Breaking news[00:14.600] The prime minister has just declared a national emergency after thousands of......[00:17.957] What can be really described as squatting humans in tracksuits had begun showing up off the coasts of BC[00:25.891] Witnesses describe them as brandishing vodka bottles and playing extremely loud music[00:31.724] These "Gopniks", as they're calling themselves, are approaching the inlands chanting[00:35.118] "Gopniks gonna getcha"[00:36.665] Back to you in an hour[00:37.449] GOPNIKS GONNA GETCHA[00:38.224]