[00:00.00] 作词 : Stephen Sondheim[00:00.00] 作曲 : Jule Styne[00:00.00]Herbie:[00:00.10]Rose, this is Mr. Goldstone.[00:01.50]Momma Rose:[00:02.00]I ask you, Mr. Goldstone.[00:03.30]The child has a birthday, once a year[00:06.00]We've planned a nice little party-[00:07.00]I'm sorry the cake is so small[00:08.50]Herbie:[00:09.00]Mr. Goldstone is from the Orpheum Circus...[00:10.40]Momma Rose:[00:11.00]There's only one egg roll and some fried riii...[00:13.50]Herbie:[00:14.00]The act is booked on the Orpheum Circus, rose[00:18.40]Momma Rose:[00:19.00]Have an eggroll, Mr. Goldstone.[00:23.00]Have a napkin, have a chopstick, have a chair.[00:27.00]Have a spare rib, Mr. Goldstone.[00:30.00]Any spare that I can spare I'll be glad to share![00:33.30]Have a dish, have a fork, have a fish, have a pork.[00:37.30]Put your feet up. Feel at home.[00:41.00]Have a smoke, have a Coke.[00:43.00]Would you like to hear a joke?[00:44.30]I'll have June recite a poem![00:48.00]Have a leechie, Mr. Goldstone.[00:51.00]Tell me any little thing that I can do.[00:54.00]Ginger peachy, Mr. Goldstone.[00:58.00]Have a kumquat, have two![01:01.30]Everybody give a cheer,[01:03.30]Santa-Claus is sitting here[01:05.00]Mr. Goldstone, I love you![01:20.00]Have a goldstone, Mr. eggroll,[01:23.00]Tell me any little thing that I can do.[01:24.30]Have some fried rice, Mr. Soy Sauce[01:27.00]Have a cookie, have a few[01:30.00]What's the matter, Mr. G[01:31.30]Have another pot of tea[01:33.30]Mr. Goldstone, I love you![01:39.00]There're good stones and bad stones[01:42.30]and curbstones and gladstones[01:46.30]and touchstones and such stones as them[01:52.30]There're big stones and small stones[01:56.00]and grindstones and gallstones[01:58.00]but goldstone is a gem[02:03.00]There're milestones, there're millstones[02:06.30]there's a cherry, there's a yellow, there's a blue[02:10.00]But we don't want any old stone[02:13.00]Only goldstone will do![02:16.00]Moonstone Sunstone We all scream for one stone-[02:20.00]Mr. Goldstone we love you![02:29.30]Goldstone!