[00:24.307]I wear women ' s underwear[00:27.068]And then I go to strike a pose in my full length mirror[00:30.826]I cross my legs just like a queer[00:33.084]But my libido is strong when a lady is near ya[00:36.844]Oh What defines a straight man ' s straight[00:39.471]Is it the boxer in the briefs or a twelve ounce steak[00:42.984]I tell you what a women loves most[00:45.494]It ' s a man who can slap but can also stroke[00:49.255]Goin ' in the wind is an eddy of the truth and it ' s naked[00:53.005]It ' s verbatim and it ' s shakin '[00:56.514]No no no no no no no no no no no no more getting ' elated[01:00.776]No more listless invitations[01:06.789]I live by a hospital[01:09.036]And every day I go out walking past its sickly windows[01:12.796]I see people dying there[01:15.312]But my tender age makes it hard to care[01:18.825]Incinerator and a big smoke stack[01:21.570]It ' s a phallic symbol and it makes me laugh[01:24.848]All I need is a heart attack[01:27.503]C ' mon humble my bones with a Cardiac[01:31.263]Goin ' in the wind is an eddy of the truth and it ' s naked[01:35.019]It ' s verbatim and it ' s shakin '[01:38.777]No no no no no no no no no no no no more getting ' elated[01:42.782]No more listless invitations[01:47.782]For the love of ****[01:49.296]For the sake of Pete[01:50.803]Did you ever really think you ' d love a guy like me[01:53.808]I am the rooster in the morning[01:55.302]I' m the cock of the day[01:56.807]I ' m the boxer in the briefs[01:58.572]I ' m a twelve ounce steak[02:00.316][02:13.592]Ya it ' s verbatim[02:15.848]And ya and it ' s naked[02:18.862]And ya and it ' s shakin '[02:21.111]It shakes shakes shakes