[00:00.00] 作曲 : Cole Porter[00:09.89]At words poetic, I'm so pathetic[00:12.82]That I always have found it best,[00:15.28]Instead of getting 'em off my chest,[00:17.93]To let 'em rest unexpressed,[00:21.13]I hate parading my serenading[00:23.42]As I'll probably miss a bar,[00:26.48]But if this ditty is not so pretty[00:28.93]At least it'll tell you how great you are.[00:32.21]You're the top![00:34.44]You're the Colosseum.[00:36.93]You're the top![00:39.22]You're the Louvre Museum.[00:41.49]You're a melody from a symphony by Strauss[00:45.40]You're a Bendel bonnet,[00:46.48]A Shakespeare's sonnet,[00:47.61]You're Mickey Mouse.[00:50.90]You're the Nile,[00:53.28]You're the Tower of Pisa,[00:55.65]You're the smile on the Mona Lisa[01:00.20]I'm a worthless check, a total wreck, a flop![01:03.96]But if, baby, I'm the bottom[01:05.62]You're the top![01:08.31]Your words poetic are not pathetic.[01:10.73]On the other hand, babe, you shine,[01:13.22]And I can feel after every line[01:15.88]A thrill divine[01:17.74]Down my spine.[01:20.38]Now gifted humans like Vincent Youmans[01:22.85]Might think that your song is bad,[01:25.37]But I got a notion[01:26.88]I'll second the motion[01:28.22]And this is what I'm going to add:[01:31.51]You're the top![01:33.84]You're Mahatma Gandhi.[01:36.15]You're the top![01:38.48]You're Napoleon Brandy.[01:40.87]You're the purple light[01:42.08]Of a summer night in Spain,[01:44.57]You're the National Gallery[01:45.74]You're Garbo's salary,[01:47.04]You're cellophane.[01:50.25]You're sublime,[01:52.56]You're turkey dinner,[01:54.84]You're the time of a Derby winner[01:59.44]I'm a toy balloon that is fated soon to pop[02:02.86]But if, baby, I'm the bottom,[02:05.01]You're the top![02:08.64]You're the top![02:10.91]You're an arrow collar[02:13.13]You're the top![02:15.48]You're a Coolidge dollar,[02:17.68]You're the nimble tread[02:19.19]Of the feet of Fred Astaire,[02:21.17]You're an O'Neill drama,[02:22.49]You're Whistler's mama,[02:23.72]You're camembert.[02:26.73]You're a rose,[02:29.10]You're Inferno's Dante,[02:31.34]You're the nose, on the great Durante.[02:35.89]I'm just in a way,[02:37.13]As the French would say, "de trop".[02:39.29]But if, baby, I'm the bottom,[02:41.33]You're the top![02:44.97]You're the top![02:47.12]You're a dance in Bali.[02:49.27]You're the top![02:51.56]You're a hot tamale.[02:53.85]You're an angel, you,[02:55.05]Simply too, too, too diveen,[02:57.25]You're a Boticcelli,[02:58.37]You're Keats, you're Shelly, you're Ovaltine.[03:02.71]You're a boon,[03:05.05]You're the dam at Boulder![03:07.29]You're the moon[03:09.50]Over Mae West's shoulder,[03:11.63]I'm the nominee of the G.O.P.[03:13.76]Or GOP![03:14.96]But if, baby, I'm the bottom,[03:17.42]But if, baby, I'm the bottom,[03:19.52]But if, baby, I'm the bottom,[03:24.03]You're the top![03:34.79]You're the top![03:36.87]You're my Swanee river![03:39.20]You're the top![03:41.37]You're a goose's liver![03:43.61]You're the baby grande of a Lady[03:45.62]and a Gent.[03:47.16]You're a dress from Saks,[03:48.46]You're next years taxes,[03:49.59]You're Pepsi-dent![03:52.83]You're a prize,[03:55.14]You're a night at Coney![03:57.43]You're the eyes of Irene Bordoni.[04:00.04]I'm a frightened frog,[04:03.18]that can find no log to hop![04:05.49]But if, baby, I'm the bottom,[04:08.00]You're the top![04:10.97]You're the top,[04:13.06]You're a Waldorf salad.[04:15.32]You're the top![04:17.41]You're a Berlin ballad.[04:19.62]You're the boats that glide[04:21.20]On the sleepy Zuider Zee,[04:23.15]You're an old Dutch master,[04:24.35]You're Lady Astor,[04:25.68]You're broccoli.[04:28.60]You're romance,[04:30.92]You're the steppes of Russia,[04:32.96]You're the pants on a Roxy usher,[04:37.60]I'm a broken doll,[04:38.96]a fol-de-rol,[04:39.93]a blop![04:41.00]But if, baby, I'm the bottom,[04:43.30]But if, baby, I'm the bottom,[04:45.54]But if, baby, I'm the bottom,[04:49.97]You're the top![04:59.12]