[00:00.030][00:08.210]And if one day I should become[00:10.030]A singer with a Spanish bum[00:11.850]Who sings for women of great virtue[00:14.730][00:15.480]I'd sing to them with a guitar[00:17.230]I borrowed from a coffee bar[00:18.920]Well, what you don't know doesn't hurt you[00:22.670]My name would be Antonio[00:24.040]And all my bridges I would burn[00:26.420]And when I gave them some they'd know[00:28.480]I'd expect something in return[00:33.480]I'd have to get drunk every night[00:35.350]And talk about virility[00:37.040]With some old grandmother[00:38.730]That might be decked out like a christmas tree[00:43.170][00:44.230]And though pink elephants I'd see[00:46.110]Though I'd be drunk as I could be[00:47.800]Still I would sing my song to me[00:49.730]About the time they called me "Jacky"[00:52.230]If I could be for only an hour[00:55.610]If I could be for an hour every day[00:59.730]If I could be for just one little hour[01:02.980]Cute in a stupid ass way[01:08.230].[01:09.630]And if I joined the social whirl[01:11.320]Became procurer of young girls[01:13.190]Then i would have my own bordellos[01:15.940][01:16.570]My record would be number one[01:18.320]And I'd sell records by the ton[01:20.070]All sung by many other fellows[01:23.200][01:23.760]My name would then be handsome Jack[01:25.700]And I'd sell boats of opium[01:27.140]Whisky that came from Twickenham[01:29.140]Authentic queers[01:30.450]And phony virgins[01:33.450][01:34.640]If I had banks on every finger[01:36.700]A finger in every country[01:37.760]And every country ruled by me[01:39.760]I'd still know where I'd want to be[01:45.330]Locked up inside my opium den[01:47.070]Surrounded by some china men[01:48.630]I'd sing the song that I sang then[01:50.630]About the time they called me "Jacky"[01:53.320]If I could be for only an hour[01:57.070]If I could be for an hour every day[02:00.930]If I could be for just one little hour[02:04.120]Cute in a stupid ass way[02:09.620][02:10.620]Now, tell me, wouldn't it be nice[02:12.300]That if one day in paradise[02:14.120]I'd sing for all the ladies up there[02:17.620]And they would sing along with me[02:19.370]And we be so happy there to be[02:21.240]Cos' down below is really nowhere[02:24.930]My name would then be Junipher[02:26.680]Then I would know where I was going[02:28.430]And then I would become all knowing[02:30.060]My beard so very long and flowing[02:35.870]If I became deaf, dumb and blind[02:37.870]Because I pitied all mankind[02:39.490]And broke my heart to make things right[02:41.620]I know that every single night[02:45.430][02:46.560]When my angelic work was through[02:48.490]The angels and the Devil too[02:49.990]Would sing my childhood song to me[02:52.000]About the time they called me "Jacky"[02:54.560]If I could be for only an hour[02:58.180]If I could be for an hour every day[03:02.090]If I could be for just one little hour[03:04.570][03:05.820]Cute in a stupid ass way