[00:00.00] 作词 : D. Campbell/Akiva Schaffer/Jorma Taccone/Andrew Samberg[00:01.00] 作曲 : D. Campbell/Akiva Schaffer/Jorma Taccone/Andrew Samberg[00:05.07]I was walkin' through the city streets[00:06.24]And a man walks up to me and hands me the latest energy drink[00:11.69]Run faster. Jump higher[00:14.13]Man' I'm not gonna let you poison me[00:17.85]I threw it on the ground![00:21.54]You must think I'm a joke![00:25.06]I ain't gonna be part of your system![00:29.60]Man' pump that garbage in another man's veins![00:34.16]I go to my favorite hotdog stand and the dude says[00:38.23]"You come here all the time! Here's one for free."[00:41.60]I said' "Man' what I look like' a charity case?"[00:46.85]I took it' and threw it on the ground![00:51.54]I don't need your handouts![00:54.54]I'm an adult![00:58.35]Please' you can't buy me hotdog' man![01:01.17]At the farmer's market with my so-called "girlfriend"[01:05.60]She hands me her cellphone' says it's my dad[01:11.92]Man' this ain't my dad. This is a cellphone![01:17.40]I threw it on the ground![01:22.32]What you think I'm stupid?[01:24.18]I'm not a part of your system![01:29.32]My dad's not a phone! Duh![01:34.48]Some poser hands me a cake at a birthday party[01:36.73]What you want me to do with this' eat it?[01:40.35]Happy birthday to the ground![01:43.67]I threw the rest of the cake too![01:45.98]Welcome to the real world' jackass![01:48.55]So many things to throw on the ground[01:51.67]Like this' and this' and that. And even this[01:55.23]I'm an adult![01:59.06]Two Hollywood phonies try an give me their autograph[02:03.07]Ground![02:05.89]Nobody wants your autograph! Phonies![02:10.61]Then the two phonies got up[02:14.35]Turned out they had a taser[02:15.92]And they tased me in the butt-hole[02:19.23]I fell to the ground. The phonies didn't let up[02:24.42]Tasing on my butt-hole' over and over[02:26.85]I was screaming and squirming' my butt-hole was on fire[02:31.18]The moral of this story is: you can't trust the system![02:34.62]Man!