[00:00.000] 作词 : None Like Joshua[00:00.000] 作曲 : CANTI[00:00.001]Got to relax[00:02.288]This is earth radio[00:04.668]And now, here's...human music[00:11.328]Hmm. Human music. I like it[00:17.690]My life’s shit[00:19.077]Wife misses excitement[00:20.696]and my kids[00:21.539]Don’t respect me[00:22.478]Unlike Rick[00:23.443]Who’s always got to ask me[00:25.100]why I itch[00:26.621]well – hm[00:27.640]I like it[00:29.138]Insufficient confidence[00:30.548]Wishing I was smart as Rick[00:31.967]Even Beth admitted to me that I had the smallest thing[00:34.583]when Mr. Shrimply Pibbles was in need of a new heart to switch[00:37.956]– I just want to be brave – oh[00:40.128]Unemployed, and the family is somewhat annoyed[00:43.275]Askin Summer if – she could bum a coin, the dumbest ploy[00:46.103]Missing Jerry daycare when we had fun with toys or[00:48.621]feelin all of Doofus Rick’s love and joy[00:51.513]Let me be in alternate reality[00:53.360]Celebrity – that you caught on our TV[00:55.669]Virtual simulation where I’m proud of me[00:57.830]Sleepy Gary on a yacht exploring sensuality[01:00.716]– but I’m not gay – oh[01:02.536]Even Mr. Meeseeks screaming doubtfully[01:04.720]Seepin in my self-defeat, I’m sinking every time I speak[01:07.650]Beth does she still need me when she’s workin surgery on a steed?[01:10.357]Cheating with that Davin, insecurity surely sounds so weak[01:14.033]Why am I so uncool?[01:16.701]I know it’s not my fault[01:19.564]I feel like such a fool[01:22.383]cause Rick’s the one who’s smart[01:25.349]They’re whispering loser[01:27.986]I play the victim card[01:30.855]You call me cupped I’m not[01:33.928]– cause[01:34.899]I like it[01:36.005]Making her choose – Rick over me[01:37.422]Stooping to mediocre, pleading[01:38.948]Hopelessly, open my room with a hotel key[01:40.977]Mytholog’s a decrepit worm[01:42.416]Thought divorce, inevitable[01:43.834]Now I’ll just be left alone[01:45.178]Kids never call, I check the phone[01:46.850]– oh[01:47.607]– all this time, I thought that my marriage is going fine[01:50.085]but I locked her out the car when I was scared of a homeless guy[01:52.922]Faulted Rick, and tried to kill him on a roller coaster ride[01:55.585]now I’ll never know if I’ll[01:57.122]be a man and grow inside[01:58.826]Why am I so uncool?[02:01.590]I know it’s not my fault[02:04.236]I feel like such a fool[02:06.985]cause Rick’s the one who’s smart[02:09.949]They’re whispering loser[02:12.714]I play the victim card[02:15.505]You call me cupped I’m not[02:18.581]– cause[02:20.318]Cause the 1995 called and...wants their insult back