[00:00.000]翻唱:黑谷蓟[00:03.741]Ha ha.[00:04.795]Looks like you could use some help[00:06.729]from the big boss of Hell himself[00:08.645]Check out Daddy's glowing reviews on yelp[00:10.531]'Five Stars'[00:11.030]'Flawless'[00:11.545]'Greater than great!'[00:12.831]Oh, with a punch of a pentagram[00:14.876]I wap bap boom alakazam[00:16.862]Usually, I charge a sacrificial lamb[00:18.800]But you get the family rate![00:20.100]'Thanks dad!'[00:21.225]Who needs a busboy now that you've got the chef[00:24.089]'Woh oh oh!'[00:25.095]Michelin tasting menu free a la carte[00:28.795]I'll rig the game for you because I'm the ref[00:32.620]Champagne fountains,[00:33.553]caviar mountains,[00:34.588]that's just a start![00:36.832]Alastor: Who's been here since day one?[00:38.790]Who's been faithful as a nun?[00:40.636]Makes you chuckle with an old timey pun[00:42.585]Your executive producer[00:44.216]Charlie: That's true![00:45.101]Alastor: I'm your guy, your day-to-day[00:46.638]Your chum, your steadfast hotelier[00:48.708]Remember when I fixed that clog today?[00:50.530]Niffty: I was stuck, thank you, sir![00:52.075]Charlie: Oh you![00:53.184]Alastor: I'm truly honored that we've built such a bond[00:56.878]You're like the child that I wish that I had[01:00.015]Lucifer: Uh, what?[01:01.171]Alastor: I care for you just like a daughter I spawned[01:04.050]Lucifer: Hold on now![01:05.052]Alastor: It's a little funny![01:05.817]You could almost call me[01:06.861]dad[01:20.353]They say when you're looking for assistance[01:23.714]It's smart to pick the path of least resistance[01:27.796]Lucifer: Others say that in your needy hour[01:31.279]There's no substitute for pure angelic power[01:35.230]Who just happens to also be your blood[01:39.513]Alastor: Sadly there are times a birth parent is a dud[01:42.437]They say the family you choose is better[01:44.240]Lucifer: What a bunch of losers[01:45.424]Alastor: Can you butt out of my song?[01:46.718]Lucifer: Your song? I started this.[01:47.898]Alastor: I'm singing it, I'll finish it![01:50.948]Mimzy: It's me![01:51.599]Yes, it's me![01:53.051]I know you were all waiting for me[01:55.750]I'm here[01:57.294]What a gas[01:58.824]Took a while but I'm present at last[02:01.743]It's me[02:03.324]It's me[02:04.875]Mimzzzzyyyyyyy[02:11.701]Lucifer: Who?