The Booklovers - The Divine Comedy.mp3

[00:00.00] 作词 : Neil Hannon
[00:00.32] 作曲 : Neil Hannon
[00:00.65]This book deals with epiphenomenalism,
[00:12.19]which has to do with consciousness as a mere accessory of physiological processes whose presence or absence...
[00:10.58]makes no difference... whatever are you doing?"
[00:16.32]Aphra Benn: Hello
[00:19.53]Cervantes: Donkey
[00:22.67]Daniel Defoe: To christen the day!
[00:25.35]Samuel Richardson: Hello
[00:29.28]Henry Fielding: Tittle-tattle Tittle-tattle...
[00:32.56]Lawrence Sterne: Hello
[00:35.82]Mary Wolstencraft: Vindicated!
[00:39.97]Jane Austen: Here I am!
[00:42.72]Sir Walter Scott: We're all doomed!
[00:46.15]Leo Tolstoy: Yes!
[00:49.32]Honor茅 de Balzac: Oui...
[00:53.64]Edgar Allen Poe: Aaaarrrggghhhh!
[00:58.25]Charlotte Bront毛: Hello...
[01:01.57]Emily Bront毛: Hello...
[01:04.57]Anne Bront毛: Hellooo.?
[01:09.37]Nikolai Gogol: Vas chi
[01:12.45]Gustav Flaubert: Oui
[01:16.29]William Makepeace Thackeray: Call me 'William Makepeace Thackeray'
[01:20.20]Nathaniel Hawthorne: The letter 'A'
[01:24.18]Herman Melville: Ahoy there!
[01:27.21]Charles ****ens: London is so beautiful this time of year...
[01:31.48]Anthony Trollope: good-good-good-good evening!
[01:34.42]Fyodor Dostoevsky: Here come the sleepers...
[01:38.53]Mark Twain: I can't even spell 'Mississippi'!
[01:41.85]George Eliot: George reads German
[01:44.89]Emile Zola: J'accuse
[01:48.20]Henry James: Howdy Miss Wharton!
[01:51.43]Thomas Hardy: Ooo-arrr!
[01:54.64]Joseph Conrad: I'm a bloody boring writer...
[01:59.84]Katherine Mansfield: (cough cough)
[02:03.93]Edith Wharton: Well hello, Mr James!
[02:08.06]DH Lawrence: Never heard of it
[02:12.13]EM Forster: Never heard of it!James Joyce: Hello there!
[02:17.40]Happy the man, and happy he alone who in all honesty can call today his own;
[02:31.88]He who has life and strength enough to say 'Yesterday's dead & gone - I want to live today'
[02:48.09]James Joyce: Hello there!
[02:50.83]Virginia Woolf: I'm losing my mind!
[02:54.33]Marcel Proust: Je me'en souviens plus
[02:57.93]F Scott Fitzgerald: baa bababa baa
[03:01.91]Ernest Hemingway: I forgot the...
[03:05.25]Hermann Hesse: Oh es ist alle so h盲脽lich
[03:08.65]Evelyn Waugh: Whoooaarr!
[03:12.37]William Faulkner: Tu connait William Faulkner?
[03:16.15]Ana茂s Nin: The strand of pearls
[03:19.53]Ford Maddox Ford: Any colour, as long as it's black!
[03:23.75]Jean-Paul Sartre: Let's go to the dome, Simone!
[03:27.96]Simone de Beauvoir: C'est exact present
[03:31.47]Albert Camus: The beach... the beach
[03:36.84]Franz Kafka: WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!
[03:38.62]Thomas Mann: Mam
[03:41.52]Graham Greene: Call me 'pinky', lovely
[03:43.75]Jack Kerouac: Me car's broken down...
[03:46.93]William S Burroughs: Woww!
[03:52.36]Happy the man, and happy he alone who in all honesty can call today his own;
[04:06.71]He who has life and strength enough to say
[04:14.16]Yesterday's dead & gone - I want to live today
[04:22.62]Kingsley Amis: (cough)
[04:25.93]Doris Lessing: I hate men!
[04:28.50]Vladimir Nabokov: Hello, little girl...
[04:31.89]William Golding: Achtung Busby!
[04:35.48]JG Ballard: Instrument binnacle
[04:39.38]Richard Brautigan: How are you doing?
[04:42.91]Milan Kundera: I don't do interviews
[04:46.93]Ivy Compton Burnett: Hello...
[04:51.26]Paul Theroux: Have a nice day!
[04:55.31]G眉nter Grass: I've found snails!
[04:58.95]Gore Vidal: Oh, it makes me mad!
[05:02.47]John Updike: Run rabbit, run rabbit, run, run, run...
[05:06.19]Kazuro Ishiguro: Ah so, old chap!
[05:10.23]Malcolm Bradbury: stroke John Steinbeck, stroke JD Salinger
[05:14.22]Iain Banks: Too orangey for crows!
[05:18.31]AS Byatt: Nine tenths of the law, you know...
[05:22.54]Martin Amis: (burp)
[05:26.01]Brett Easton Ellis: Aaaaarrrggghhh!
[05:30.41]Umberto Eco: I don't understand this either...
[05:33.74]Gabriel Garcia Marquez: Mi casa es su casa
[05:38.33]Roddy Doyle: ha ha ha!
[05:41.81]Salman Rushdie: Names will live forever...