[00:00.465]The date started of so well[00:03.918]Begin my night not expecting the fright of my life[00:08.699]She was perfect from what I could tell[00:12.153]How could I not see the danger right in front of me[00:16.137]My favorite food is fish[00:18.262]Baby, that’s my favorite too[00:20.122]I love cartoon dogs[00:22.247]Baby I love Scooby-Doo[00:24.638]Hey girl, what’s your favorite film?[00:27.294]She said[00:28.091]The best movie of all[00:29.950]A masterpiece of art called[00:32.075]Human Centipede[00:34.200]Human Centipede[00:36.326]I think that I’m gonna get murdered tonight[00:40.044]Human Centipede[00:42.170]Not ironically[00:44.029]She said[00:44.826]The costume design was a highlight[00:48.279]I like it for the plot[00:50.139]Tell me what the plots about[00:52.264]German doctor sews three people[00:54.122]ASS[00:54.654]To[00:55.186]MOUTH[00:55.717]COOL![00:56.248]Human Centipede[00:58.108]Please god save me[01:00.232]I think that’s a[01:01.295]Red Flag[01:02.092]I don’t want to[01:03.155]Get Stabbed[01:04.217]She said[01:05.279]Human Centipede is a tour de force[01:08.201]I think[01:08.998]Holy shit i’m gonna be the main course[01:12.187]She said[01:13.248]I admire the narrative of character growth[01:16.171]I try[01:16.968]To get the waiters attention by blinking in morse code[01:20.155]Why are you blinking so much?[01:22.280]I’ve got something in my eyes[01:24.140]Here let me get it out[01:26.000]No thank you; I don’t wanna die[01:28.124]Bonjour[01:29.187]Sir was blinking at me[01:30.516]Is this because your date is a freak?[01:32.109](I ♥ Centipede)[01:33.703]No[01:34.234]Very good then[01:35.297]Bon Appétit[01:36.625]Stop hiding behind your silly made up red flag[01:40.344]To not take a chance on the best relationship you never had[01:44.329]Maybe your right and I’m looking for excuses[01:48.313]My hearts got bruises but I’m ready to choose this love[01:52.298]You could be my world, the love of my life[01:56.017]One day we’ll get married and be husband and wife[01:59.470]With a tasteful ceremony and a wedding of our dreams![02:04.252]Only if the wedding is themed:[02:08.236]TELL ME WHAT THE THEME’S GONNA BE[02:10.095]Hu↑man↓ Centi↓pede↑[02:12.221]Hu↑man↓ Centi↓pede↑[02:14.080]That way we could save on the catering bill[02:18.065]Human Centipede[02:20.191]Only one mouth to feed[02:22.048]If you are the best man[02:24.174]You know the deal[02:25.768]PUCKER UP[02:26.299]I can finally open myself up to love[02:30.065]I can finally sew a mouth to a butt[02:34.050]Human Centipede[02:36.176]Human Centipede...