[00:00.000] 作曲 : Tom Cardy[00:00.723]Welcome to the interplanetary ballroom[00:02.966]The only dance hall playing hits from the past, present and future temporal sector psychotaneously![00:09.427]A little warning to all our dancers tonight who only perceive in three dimensions, this next one's a bit of a doozie![00:15.600]Dancefloor, Cha Cha Cha[00:17.418]Salsa, Rumba[00:19.344]Tango, Mambo[00:21.416]Bolero muy picante[00:23.087]Spacetime, gravity[00:24.897]Champagne, reality[00:26.830]Move to the beat of the Transcendental Cha Cha Cha[00:30.595]Right foot forward, spin to the left[00:32.427]Look through time and witness your death[00:34.344]Grab your partner by thе head[00:35.968]And reveal to thеm the ultimate secret[00:38.285]The multiverse is getting colder, cooler[00:39.964]Still every universe somehow got zumba[00:41.618]The likelihood of that is 10 billion, 3 million[00:43.458]8 thousand, 5 hundred 28 to the power of 42[00:46.203]Jump back in line[00:47.470]Transcendental Cha Cha time[00:49.367]Forward, backward, take three steps[00:51.146]Shimmy to the right, witness the void[00:53.049]Void's got style, void can dance[00:54.954]Void wears tearaway pants[00:56.627]The void consumes all realities[00:58.494]Which includes up 'till now 7 billion belinis[01:00.815]But if you're too scared to dance[01:02.694]Don't worry, just relax[01:04.229]Close your eyes, open your mind[01:06.215]Brace yourself and clap three times[01:08.101]Somewhere out there, there's a planet just like yours[01:11.595]A perfect carbon copy with a you that looks identical[01:15.845]That looks like and lives and breathes exactly just like you[01:19.239]Except for one big difference[01:20.977]This you is not shit scared to-[01:22.842]Hit the dancefloor, Cha Cha Cha[01:24.934]Salsa, Rumba[01:26.845]Tango, Mambo[01:28.911]Fandango caliente![01:30.609]Spacetime, gravity[01:32.422]Champagne, reality[01:34.349]Move to the beat of the Transcendental Cha Cha Cha[01:38.059]Slide to the left, witness perfection[01:39.964]Slide to the right, nothing means anything[01:42.101]Or anything means nothing, I get them mixed up[01:44.128]Either way a reason to shake your butt-butt[01:45.679]Second verse now, you're doing pretty well[01:47.437]Following the beat can be hell[01:49.209]The bridge, outro, double chorus, every possibility[01:51.476]All playing simultaneously[01:53.229]Sometimes this song, it sounds like [harsh noise][01:54.957]Sometimes this song, it sounds like (La-La)[01:56.820]Lucky that today the you that's here[01:58.638]Perceives a song that sounds like Cha Cha[02:00.811]Infinity is a long time[02:02.242]Especially when you're waiting in the drinks line[02:04.387]Existential thoughts assail ya[02:06.169]At least now you got a margarita[02:08.091]But now it's a dog, now it's a cat[02:09.893]It's everything and nothing, it's a baseball bat[02:11.778]Suddenly you're standing on an alien planet[02:13.636]Where cocktails haven't been invented yet (Godamnit)[02:15.582](Blink!) Now you're an old french dandy[02:17.437](Blink!) Now you're made of cotton candy[02:19.309](Blink!) Now you're back in the club, a little less scared to shake your rump (La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la)[02:23.924]Now you can see what we see[02:24.932]Now that you've been where we've been[02:27.180]The music's always playing, from the start 'till end of time[02:30.629]It's always playing in your mind[02:32.180]Don't let it twist up your inside[02:34.516]We can't stop the band from jamming in every reality[02:37.905]They're playing rock, they're playing trance[02:39.779]They're playing a string symphony[02:41.624]But this is the only time in existence that we ever know so far[02:45.300]That the song has sounded anything like a Cha Cha![02:52.604]Hit the Dancefloor, Cha Cha Cha[02:54.937]Salsa, Rumba[02:56.800]Tango, Mambo[02:58.920]Ricardo dobrando minha mente[03:00.633]Spacetime, gravity[03:02.469]Champagne, reality[03:05.251]Move to the beat of the Trancendental Cha Cha Cha[03:08.250]The universe is getting colder, cooler[03:10.287](Transcendental Cha Cha Cha)[03:11.677]Still every planet somehow got Zumba[03:13.698](Transcendental Cha Cha Cha)[03:15.503]Expand your music repertoire[03:18.142]And eat your caviar like a neutron star[03:21.114]Transcendental Cha Cha Cha