[00:00.000] 作曲 : Lisa Lambert/Greg Morrison[00:11]ROBERT:There was a time I could stop on a dime[00:15]Forbearance was one of my talents[00:18]But since you've been around I can't hold my ground[00:24]I'm consistently losing my balance[00:31]I'm an accident waiting to happen[00:35]I'm a mishap about to ensue[00:40]I'm the toy on the stair[00:42]The three legged chair[00:44]The hem that's been caught by a shoe[00:48]When my two lovesick arms started flappin[00:52]There was nothing my ankles could do[00:56]I'm an accident waiting to happen[01:00]So how be I happen to you[01:13]JANET:When men say I'm sweet and they fall at my feet[01:17]My heart doesn't beat any faster[01:20]But when you lose control it touches my soul[01:26]So I'm bracing myself for disaster[01:33]You're an accident waiting to happen[01:37]A catastrophe destined to be[01:41]ROBERT:I'm the rags in the cellar[01:43]JANET:A broken umbreller[01:45]BOTH:A branch hanging loose from a tree[01:49]JANET:I can see myself jumpin' and clappin[01:53]For a man who lives dangerously[01:57]BOTH:You're/I'm an accident waiting to happen[02:01]JANET:So hurry and happen to me[02:38]BOTH:You're/I'm an accident waiting to happen[02:45]So hurry and happen to me[03:02]They kiss.