[00:01.84]The Opener -Jonny Diaz[00:07.484]Ladies and gents well I take no offense[00:10.540]No I'm not who you're here to see[00:14.44]And it won't be long till the headliner's on[00:17.276]And then you'll be done with me[00:21.204]So don't rack your brain no you've not heard my name[00:24.708]Or a single song of mine[00:27.564]And if you need to go potty well it's out in the lobby[00:31.688]But I'd go now while there's still time[00:35.96]'Cause I'm the opening act don't get much time[00:38.600]Maybe four tracks or five at best[00:42.48]So I play only songs that I hope make you long[00:45.800]To go out and buy the rest[00:49.400]And it is okay if I choose to be shameless[00:52.856]'Cause tonight I'm not getting paid[00:56.792]So as soon as I'm able I'll be out by my table[01:00.76]Telling you about my myspace[01:09.287]Well I wish I could say with the truth on my face[01:12.653]That the reason I'm here tonight[01:16.55]Is 'cuz they like my songs and they just can't go wrong[01:19.375]Without the opening I provide[01:23.199]But the truth is I'm cheap and I don't take much space[01:27.127]Because it's just me and my guitar[01:30.47]So when I get to the solo well I'm up here alone[01:33.87]So I'll just have to whistle that part[01:51.703]Yeah I'm the opening act don't get much time[01:55.287]Maybe four tracks or five at best[01:58.663]So I play only songs that I hope make you long[02:02.311]To go out and buy the rest[02:05.855]And it is okay if I choose to be shameless[02:09.447]Did I mention I'm not getting paid[02:13.271]So as soon as I'm able I'll be out by my table[02:16.903]And if you buy a cd well you're enabling me[02:20.287]To put bread on my plate take my wife on a date[02:24.103]Well I better stop now before you tune me out[02:29.211]But don't forget about my myspace