Ahone Two, Ahone Two (LP Version) - Del Tha Funkee Homosapien.mp3

[00:00.32]"Ahonetwo..ahonetwo..I like it.."
[00:02.98]"Ahonetwo..ahonetwo..I like it.."
[00:05.44]"Ahonetwo..ahonetwo.."
[00:07.62]"I like to.. in..introduce myself..I like it."
[00:10.04]I'm chocolate like a bar but my name is not Roseanne
[00:12.35]My skin has a pigment, reminiscent of a tan
[00:14.76]I plan to grow dreads but first a nappy fro
[00:17.15]The longer the hair, the easier to scare a foe
[00:19.60]It grows from my head until it covers up my face
[00:22.00]People look and stare when I walk into the place
[00:24.46]This is just a taste from the Funky Human Being
[00:26.81]Ain't no misbehavin', ain't no use for ravin'
[00:29.26]Surrounded by the people who would stab me in the back
[00:31.60]My skin is really brown even though it's labeled black
[00:34.12]Sometimes I wear a cap, and sometimes I wear bandanas
[00:36.58]Forbidden in L.A. but I wore one in Atlanta
[00:39.02]I chiseled up a sculpture to complement my culture
[00:41.34]Thoughts of silly Nubians is prone to give me ulcers
[00:43.93]Hangin' with the brothers who are tribal in their ways
[00:46.14]For this is how I like to spend my days, and it pays
[00:49.51]To steal a groovy sample form the archives
[00:51.27]Use my mental staff to eliminate apartheid
[00:53.74]Still gather papes like my man Malcom Forbes
[00:56.14]Ponderin' my life as I look into my orbs
[00:58.57]"Ahonetwo..ahonetwo..I like it.."
[01:17.88]I love the shade of green like my brother Billy Bixby
[01:20.40]I utilize a sample that I salvaged from the 60's cause I'm picky
[01:23.47]My meal must appeal to me like Morris
[01:25.27]Far too many fraudulent opponents in the forest
[01:27.73]I fall into the Gap when I need to purchase clothes
[01:30.09]Easy on the fads cause the posers always pose
[01:32.49]I suppose they will bite, they'll try not to show it
[01:34.90]I came very plain and then feelin' rather loaded
[01:37.38]I ditched all the beads cause my needs seem to differ
[01:39.77]Me and CM-P are like the Gil and the Skipper
[01:42.29]He will use his clippers to give himself a fade
[01:44.54]I give my fro a sheen with a smidgen of Pomade
[01:47.05]I laid in the shade and I greeted mixel place
[01:49.30]With a rhythm and a rhyme and he said that it's a twist
[01:51.70]From the ordinary everyday continual assumption
[01:54.45]That RnB and rap makes a winner
[01:56.40]Guess who's comin' through for dinner
[01:58.03]A native-like brother with the passive little style
[02:00.30]That most certainly will smother
[02:01.69]Suicidal rhymes with apocalyptic tunes
[02:04.14]I will drink a seltzer while you dabble with the booze
[02:06.60]And giggle when I see ya liver shrivel to a prune
[02:08.86]I'm the Funky Human Being not a monkey or a coon
[02:11.38]Assume that the style is Funkadelic in the 90's
[02:13.78]Del is livin' phat as I leave a foe behind me
[02:16.34]"Ahonetwo..ahonetwo..I like it.."