[00:00.000] 作词 : M Mathers/L. Resto/D. Doman/J. Higgins/A. Villasana[00:00.198] 作曲 : M Mathers/L. Resto/D. Doman/J. Higgins/A. Villasana[00:00.396]Ugh, you're a monster[00:02.345]I can swallow a bottle of alcohol and I'll feel like Godzilla[00:06.156]Better hit the deck like the card dealer[00:08.104]My whole squad's in here, walking around the party[00:10.554]A cross between a zombie apocalypse and big Bobby "The[00:13.697]Brain" Heenan which is probably the[00:15.512]Same reason I wrestle with mania[00:16.931]Shady's in this bitch, I'm posse'd up[00:18.289]Consider it to cross me a costly mistake[00:20.445]If they sleepin' on me, the hoes better get insomnia[00:23.138]ADHD, hydroxycut[00:24.415]Pass the Courvoisi' (Hey, hey)[00:26.989]In AA with an AK, melee, finna set it like a playdate[00:29.319]Better vacate, retreat like a vacay, mayday[00:31.126]This beat is cray-cray, Ray J, H-A-H-A-H-A[00:34.187]Laughing all the way to the bank, I spray flames[00:36.158]They cannot tame or placate the[00:37.129]Monster[00:37.648]You get in my way, I'ma feed you to the monster (Yeah)[00:40.636]I'm normal during the day, but at night, turn to a monster (Yeah)[00:43.488]When the moon shines like Ice Road Truckers[00:46.315]I look like a villain outta those blockbusters[00:49.181]Godzilla, fire spitter, monster[00:51.422]Blood on the dance floor, and on the Louis V carpet[00:54.359]Fire, Godzilla, fire, monster[00:57.157]Blood on the dance floor, and on the Louis V carpet[00:59.541]I'm just a product of Slick Rick and Onyx, told 'em lick the *****[01:02.023]Had 'em just appalled did so many things that pissed 'em off[01:04.212]It's impossible to list 'em all[01:05.721]And in the midst of all this[01:06.793]I'm in a mental hospital with a crystal ball[01:08.448]Tryna see, will I still be like this tomorrow?[01:09.986]Risperdal, voices whisper[01:11.391]My fist is balled back up against the wall, pencil drawn[01:13.581]This is just the song to go ballistic on[01:15.510]You just pulled a pistol on the guy with the missile launcher[01:17.846]I'm just a Loch Ness, the mythological[01:19.370]Quick to tell a bitch screw off like a fifth of Vodka[01:21.863]When you twist the top of the bottle, I'm a[01:23.391]Monster[01:23.962]You get in my way, I'ma feed you to the monster (Yeah)[01:26.831]I'm normal during the day, but at night, turn to a monster (Yeah)[01:29.641]When the moon shines like Ice Road Truckers[01:32.581]I look like a villain outta those blockbusters[01:35.495]Godzilla, fire spitter, monster[01:37.655]Blood on the dance floor, and on the Louis V carpet[01:40.581]Fire, Godzilla, fire, monster[01:43.352]Blood on the dance floor, and on the Louis V carpet[01:45.798]If you never gave a damn, raise your hand[01:48.535]'Cause I'm about to set trip, vacation plans[01:51.150]I'm on point like my index is, so all you will ever get is[01:54.040]The mother****in' finger (Finger), prostate exam ('Xam)[01:57.253]How can I have all these fans and perspire?[01:58.808]Like a liar's pants, I'm on fire[02:00.212]And I got no plans to retire and I'm still the man you admire[02:03.093]These chicks are spazzin' out, I only get more handsome and flier[02:06.034]I got 'em passin' out like what you do when you hand someone flyers[02:08.978]And what goes around comes around just like the blades on a chainsaw[02:11.758]'Cause I caught the flap of my dollar stack right off the bat like a baseball[02:14.649]Like Kid Ink, bitch, I got them racks with so much ease that they call me Diddy[02:17.759]'Cause I make bands and I call getting cheese a cakewalk (Cheesecake, yeah)[02:21.026]Bitch, I'm a player, I'm too mother****in' stingy for Cher[02:23.552]Won't even lend you an ear, ain't even pretending to care[02:25.752]But I tell a bitch I'll marry her if she'll bury her[02:27.658]Face on my genital area, the original Richard Ramirez[02:29.752]Christian Rivera, 'cause my lyrics never sit well[02:31.330]So they wanna give me the chair[02:32.537]Like a paraplegic, and it's scary, call it Harry Caray[02:34.919]'Cause every Tom and Dick and Harry carry a Merriam mother****in' dictionary[02:37.736]on'em swearing up and down they can spit, this shit's hilarious[02:39.958]It's time to put these ****ers in the obituary column[02:41.687]We wouldn't see eye to eye with a staring problem[02:43.367]Get the shaft like a steering column (Monster)[02:45.050]Trigger happy, pack heat, but it's black ink[02:46.946]Evil half of the Bad Meets[02:47.962]Evil, that means take a back seat[02:48.842]Take it back to Fat Petes with a maxi, single[02:50.373]Look at my rap sheets, what attracts these people[02:51.860]Is my gangster, bitch, like Apache with a catchy jingle[02:53.911]I stack chips, you barely got a half-eaten Cheeto[02:57.276]Fill 'em with the venom and eliminate 'em[02:57.967]Other words, I Minute Maid 'em[02:58.938]I don't want to hurt 'em, but I did 'em in a fit of rage[03:00.288]I'm murderin' again, nobody will evade him[03:01.477]Finna kill 'em and dump all the ****in' bodies in the lake[03:03.098]Obliterating everything, incinerate and renegade 'em[03:04.322]And I make anybody who want it with the pen afraid[03:05.796]But don't nobody want it, but they're gonna get it anyway[03:07.283]'Cause I'm beginnin' to feel like I'm mentally ill[03:08.453]I'm Attila, kill or be killed, I'm a killer bee, the vanilla gorilla[03:10.269]You're bringin' the killer within me out of me[03:11.403]You don't want to be the enemy of the demon who went in me[03:12.836]And be on the receiving end of me, what stupidity it'd be[03:14.407]Every bit of me's the epitome of a spitter[03:15.765]When I'm in the vicinity, mother****er, you better duck[03:17.325]Or you finna be dead the minute you run into me[03:18.574]A hundred percent of you is a fifth of a percent of me[03:19.887]I'm 'bout to ****in' finish you ****ers, I'm unfadable[03:21.480]You wanna battle, I'm available, I'm blowin' up like an inflatable[03:22.819]I'm undebatable, I'm unavoidable, I'm unevadable[03:24.538]I'm on the toilet bowl, I got a trailer full of money and I'm paid in full[03:26.601]I'm not afraid to pull the—[03:27.447]Man, stop[03:28.310]Look what I'm plannin', haha