[00:00.000] 作词 : Alan Menken/Howard Ashman[00:01.000] 作曲 : Alan Menken/Howard Ashman[00:03.806] [ORIN]When I was younger, just a bad little kid[00:07.442] My mama noticed funny things I did[00:10.616] Like shootin' puppies with a BB gun[00:14.390] I'd poison guppies, and when I was done[00:17.703] I'd find a pussycat and bash in its head[00:21.339] That's when my mama said[00:23.590] (What did she say?)[00:25.855] She said, "My boy, I think someday[00:29.586] You'll find a way[00:31.165] To make your natural tendencies pay[00:34.595] You'll be a dentist[00:36.529] (You'll be a dentist)[00:37.979] You have a talent for causin' things pain[00:41.078] (Pain)[00:42.044] Son, be a dentist[00:43.678] (Son, be a dentist)[00:45.070] People will pay you to be inhumane[00:48.314] (Inhumane)[00:49.303] Your temperament's wrong for the priesthood[00:52.888] And teaching would suit you still less[00:55.196] Son, be a dentist[00:58.709] You'll be a success"[01:00.770] [CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON]Here he is, girls[01:01.725] the leader of the plaque![01:03.414] Watch him suck up that gas![01:05.747] Oh, my god![01:07.011] He's a dentist and he'll never ever be any good[01:10.644] Who wants their teeth done by the Marquis de Sade?[01:13.723] Oh, that hurts! I'm not numb![01:17.230] [ORIN]Ah, shut up. Open wide, here I come![01:20.430] I am your dentist[01:22.485] (Goodness, gracious!)[01:24.172] And I enjoy the career that I picked[01:26.614] (Ya' love it!)[01:27.436] I am your dentist[01:29.669] (Fitting braces)[01:31.125] And I get off on the pain I inflict[01:33.897] (You really love it)[01:35.005] When I start extracting those molars[01:38.565] You girls will start screaming like holy rollers[01:42.185] (Dentist)[01:45.613] And though it may cause my patients distress[01:48.363] (Distress)[01:49.379] Somewhere in Heaven above me[01:52.911] I know that my mama's proud of me[01:56.655] 'Cause I'm a dentist and a success[02:04.962] Say ah![02:07.120] (Ah!)[02:08.687] Say ah![02:10.470] (Ah!)[02:11.926] Say ah!)[02:13.911] (Ah!)[02:15.932] Now spit!