[00:00.00] 作词 : Alanis Morissette/Glen Ballard[00:01.00] 作曲 : Alanis Morissette/Glen Ballard[00:11.03]An old man turned ninety-eight[00:16.04][00:16.64]He won the lottery and died the next day[00:22.23]It's a black fly in your Chardonnay[00:27.68]It's a death row pardon two minutes too late[00:33.11]And isn't it ironic don't you think[00:37.94]It's like rain on your wedding day[00:43.97]It's a free ride when you've already paid[00:49.57]It's the good advice that you just didn't take[00:55.80]And who would've thought it figures[01:01.40]Mr.Play It Safe was afraid to fly[01:06.55]He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye[01:12.29]He waited his whole damn life to take that flight[01:18.25]And as the plane crashed down he thought[01:21.35]"Well isn't this nice"[01:23.40]And isn't it ironic don't you think[01:27.94][01:28.68]It's like rain on your wedding day[01:34.57]It's a free ride when you've already paid[01:40.16]It's the good advice that you just didn't take[01:46.54]And who would've thought it figures[01:52.12]Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you[01:55.64]When you think everything's okay and everything's going right[02:02.87][02:03.38]And life has a funny way of helping you out when[02:06.95]You think everything's gone wrong and everything blows up[02:10.56]In your face[02:14.15][02:14.79]A traffic jam when you're already late[02:19.55]A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break[02:25.69]It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife[02:31.54]It's meeting the man of my dreams[02:34.23]And then meeting his beautiful wife[02:37.91]And isn't it ironic don't you think[02:42.70][02:43.40]A little too ironic and yeah I really do think[02:48.78]It's like rain on your wedding day[02:54.90]It's a free ride when you've already paid[03:00.34]It's the good advice that you just didn't take[03:06.75]And who would've thought it figures[03:16.41][03:18.30]Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you[03:23.20][03:23.83]Life has a funny funny way of helping you out[03:31.17]Helping you out