Cupid vs Leprechaun vs Easter Bunny (feat. The Stupendium, Freeced & Littleflecks) - Freshy Kanal/The Stupendium.mp3

[00:00.000] 作词 : Dustin Pfaff
[00:00.722] 作曲 : Dustin Pfaff
[00:01.444]RAP BATTLE
[00:01.928]Cupid vs Leprechaum vs Easter bunny
[00:02.421]The Stupendium as Cupid
[00:02.985]Freeced as Leprechaun
[00:03.831]Littleflecks as Easter Bunny
[00:04.422]Cupid：
[00:10.592]Love is in the air
[00:11.999]When I snipe a rabbit，tag and claim him
[00:13.593]Captivate the little lad
[00:15.020]Who's ransom lays in tax eavasion
[00:16.528]Pass the paycheck
[00:17.277]You 're no match for the matchmaker
[00:18.657]Cause I rhyme gold
[00:20.125]Show you tough love
[00:21.425]IF YOU'RE AT THE END OF MY BOW！
[00:23.169]Your fun is over
[00:23.857]You got a porky adour and dress funny
[00:25.700]I stay sober，I don't need your leaf clovers to get lucky
[00:28.607]Who'd give you a chance？
[00:29.986]You're a stupid little man
[00:31.244]Last prom I saw you cry enough to go a river dance
[00:34.443]What's up with the bunny
[00:35.474]I thought you were known for multiplying
[00:37.621]You're just a symbol that ended up leaving cults divided
[00:40.561]Just play dead
[00:41.465]I have to go run some errands
[00:43.134]Cause you shouldn't lay eggs
[00:44.445]I might've ****ed up your parents
[00:45.963]Leprechaun：
[00:46.221]You caught me in me pregame
[00:47.503]So let me work me magic
[00:48.848]I'll down me guinness and when there's a record
[00:51.100]I'll scatch it
[00:52.006]I always got the gold and keep it cash in hand
[00:53.506]Green in me pot
[00:55.581]It's calor gas
[00:56.199]I'll smoke 'em of they try taxing that
[00:57.786]Forget your picket fence
[00:59.103]Marriages are im distress
[01:00.434]Divorce rates are crazy 50/50
[01:02.490]Cupid shits the bed
[01:03.554]While you're flying around
[01:05.079]Tryna fix the sobbing and mourning
[01:06.149]I'm shouting another round
[01:07.472]Until the top of the morning
[01:09.047]I spend some time on Olympus
[01:10.365]And Venus gave her love to me
[01:11.822]So tell your mom she'll have to catch me
[01:13.392]If she wants me to pay custody
[01:15.014]And Thumper，as for you
[01:16.747]I'll poot you like it's a magic show
[01:17.781]My next batch of shoes
[01:19.248]Will be going up the rabbit hole
[01:20.742]If Jesus doesn't deal with you first
[01:22.432]Then cross me rifle
[01:23.480]All because you're prey to everyone
[01:24.935]Don't mean you're in bible
[01:26.276]Easter Bunny：
[01:26.682]Stick your hands up
[01:27.571]Put it back in the basket
[01:29.036]Wait ，that's not an easter egg
[01:30.665]The infant…caca'd his nappy
[01:32.394]Man I don't need your gold but band the 24carrots
[01:34.735]Or you're
[01:35.574]Facing the wrath of
[01:36.685]THE RABBIT THAT'S RAPPING RAPID！
[01:38.241]Hey naked baby stop playing with lives there were dolls
[01:40.871]Grabing them and smaking them together by their genitals
[01:43.914]I spread cheer and love Without“conquering” people
[01:46.373]This toddlers too busy going free willy
[01:48.060]He forget about free will！
[01:49.558]Lep's hair rose when the fair coated
[01:51.192]Hare roasted Eros
[01:52.396]I can tear open the air holes in both their throats without arrows
[01:55.394]I'm no Saint but they give it up for the Easter Bunny
[01:58.154]Lent free
[01:58.541]For centuries it's been rabbit season ag best you're pity entries
[02:00.842]Cupid：
[02:01.202]You took Easter's meaning
[02:02.242]And poot too many eggs in one basket
[02:03.953]I'll have this cad buried and melted down in his casket
[02:07.028]Lep，I gotta patch up all the new wounds that you open
[02:09.680]Cause my shots make families yours leave them broken
[02:12.823]Leprechaun：
[02:13.075]Lad
[02:13.634]You had to pick between your mom and your side piece
[02:15.786]But I know just the thing to fix a poor broken psyche
[02:18.690]Come on ，let down your wings have a pint and get in sunk
[02:21.103]They say don't rhyme and drink but I rap better when I'm drunk！
[02:24.226]Easter Bunny：
[02:24.636]Don't touch me laper！
[02:25.592]You ugly diseased spotty freak show
[02:27.142]I'll sneak behind his rainbow and leave a pot of aveeno
[02:29.775]I got Trix uo my sleeeve，know you got no luck and you're charmless
[02:32.973]Have you heard the one about the lrishman that walked into my bars yet
[02:35.733]Cupid：
[02:35.964]IF you think I
[02:37.459]dehuh
[02:38.618]huawuhiever
[02:40.130]dahuhuh
[02:43.143]egehguhuve
[02:45.341]ajiha
[02:46.356]idibidaolaadad
[02:47.992]Easter Bunny：
[02:48.276]Oh！
[02:49.667]I got …
[02:50.830]SHOT…
[02:52.080]Wow…
[02:53.603]What is this feeling。
[02:54.545]So lovey dovey and funny…
[02:56.050]I think somebody switched up my jelly beans for some gummies
[02:59.001]I've got a fluttering tummy
[03:00.365]I'm seeing double and hazy
[03:01.962]I got four feet，but you're four foot
[03:03.256]I love a short king baby？
[03:04.747]I want to wake up every day to your beautiful goblin mouth（no）
[03:07.641]I'll turn my burrow into the caziest hobbit house
[03:10.814]I see our seven bunny-dwarven children drinking guinness
[03:14.010]Lemme put a candy ring on one of your surviving fingers！！！
[03:16.545]【END】
[03:16.916]Written by
[03:17.338]Freshy Kanal
[03:17.711]Snakebite126
[03:18.038]Adamdrb
[03:18.414]Littleflecks
[03:18.780]Freeced
[03:19.155]Leo Barqui
[03:19.503]Lyndanva
[03:19.963]THANK YOU TO OUR PATONS AND STAY THNED
[03:20.855]THE NEXT RAP BETTLE IS ON THE WAY！