[00:00.00] 作词 : Barenaked Ladies[00:00.13] 作曲 : Barenaked Ladies[00:00.26]Our whole universe was in a hot dense state[00:04.12]Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait...[00:07.38]The Earth began to cool[00:08.85]The autotrophs began to drool[00:10.22]Neanderthals developed tools[00:12.13]We built a wall (we built the pyramids)[00:14.14]Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries[00:17.09]That all started with the big bang[00:19.44]Since the dawn of man is really not that long[00:22.26]As every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song[00:25.64]A fraction of a second and the elements were made[00:27.80]The bipeds stood up straight[00:30.26]The dinosaurs all met their fate[00:31.58]They tried to leap but they were late[00:32.77]And they all died (they froze their asses off)[00:34.83]The oceans and Pangea[00:36.20]See ya, wouldn’t wanna be ya![00:37.70]Set in motion by the same big bang[00:40.58]It all started with the big BANG[00:44.26]It’s expanding ever outward but one day[00:49.65]It will pause and start to go the other way[00:54.84]Collapsing ever inward, we won’t be here, it won’t be heard[01:00.16]Our best and brightest figure that it’ll make an even bigger bang[01:18.03]Australopithecus would really have been sick of us[01:20.71]Debating how we’re here, they’re catching deer (we’re catching viruses)[01:23.75]Religion or astronomy, Descartes or Deuteronomy[01:26.69]It all started with the big bang[01:29.72]Music and mythology, Einstein and astrology[01:31.63]It all started with the big bang![01:35.59]It all started with the big BANG!