I'm a Noob (Instrumental) - Minecraft Steve.mp3

[00:00.173]Most nights
[00:00.756]I stay up building awful structures
[00:04.749]Most people laugh as they see
[00:08.722]Most nights
[00:09.520]I try to build an awesome castle
[00:13.505]Even creepers take pity
[00:17.219]But I try my best
[00:19.077]I still build these awfully
[00:21.207]I'm easily a professional noob
[00:26.790]I tried to bake a cake
[00:29.179]It killed my girlfriend
[00:31.299]Sulfur doesn't go,in a cake
[00:36.034]Oh woah, oh woah, oh woah, oh oh
[00:44.532]Oh woah, oh woah, oh woah, oh oh
[00:53.543]This is it now,it is time
[00:55.663]Time to fix this crime
[00:58.056]Why don't I break this down already?
[01:02.008]I can't even build myself a house
[01:04.662]My girlfriends a zombie spouse
[01:07.054]I'm almost ready to just give in
[01:12.637]And there I see
[01:15.290]A builder whose got years on me
[01:17.672]He's making things out of redstone in seconds
[01:21.396]I aim to be
[01:24.051]Like this guy whose a mystery
[01:26.445]I gotta a train so I can be..
[01:31.229]Most nights
[01:32.027]Ironically a pig will punch me
[01:34.943]Only to try steal my bacon
[01:39.989]Most nights
[01:40.786]I'll stay up fixing all my structures
[01:44.774]So maybe the creepers will target me
[01:48.226]Then I see him coming
[01:50.617]Over the mountains
[01:52.476]I swear I could hear the angels sing
[01:58.058]He brings a pickaxe
[02:00.178]It's made of diamonds
[02:02.308]Puts out his hand
[02:05.762]And gives its to me
[02:06.820]Hey man, take this pick
[02:08.881]I can see your having your problems with all of this
[02:11.010]Well the secret lies in more of this
[02:13.404]Its shiny and it helps
[02:14.724]How could it be better
[02:15.793]So head into the mines and be ready to hack
[02:18.178]Through all of the caves and mine shafts
[02:20.567]Cause from now on
[02:21.639]I decree you hense be known
[02:22.961]As a minecraft pro so go and pawn
[02:25.616]
[02:34.368]And so now I'm running with diamond swords
[02:37.284]Slashing at all the hordes
[02:39.679]I sit on my throne made of villagers
[02:43.666]I rule this world with all my might
[02:46.320]The creepers attack at night
[02:48.449]I shade heavy tear when they glow up
[02:51.903]Because right now
[02:54.022]I know
[02:56.418]I'm not a noob
[02:59.323]Oh woah, oh woah, oh woah, oh oh
[03:10.478]Oh woah, oh woah, oh woah, oh oh
[03:18.696]And so now I'm running with diamond swords
[03:21.886]Slashing at all the hordes
[03:24.004]I sit on my throne made of villagers
[03:27.989]I rule this world with all my might
[03:30.645]The creepers attack at night
[03:33.039]I shade heavy tear when they glow up
[03:36.228]And so now I'm running with diamond swords
[03:39.685]Slashing at all the hordes
[03:41.810]I sit on my throne made of villagers
[03:45.786]I rule this world with all my might
[03:48.712]The creepers attack at night
[03:50.834]I shade heavy tear when they glow up
[03:54.023]Because right now
[03:56.416]I know
[03:58.546]I'm not a noob
[04:03.319]So now I'm running with diamond swords
[04:06.246]Slashing at all the hordes
[04:08.364]I sit on my throne made of villagers
[04:12.616]I rule this world with all my might
[04:14.991]The creepers attack at night
[04:17.382]I shade heavy tear when they glow up