[00:00.000] 作词 : Ryan Guldemond[00:01.000] 作曲 : Ryan Guldemond[00:27.560]I wear women ' s underwear,[00:30.132]And then I go to strike a pose in my full length mirror,[00:34.458]I cross my legs just like a queer,[00:37.080]But my libido is strong when a lady is near ya,[00:41.377]Oh What defines a straight man ' s straight,[00:44.177]Is it the boxer in the briefs or a twelve ounce steak,[00:48.466]I tell you what a women loves most,[00:51.045]It ' s a man who can slap but can also stroke,[00:54.920]Goin ' in the wind is an eddy of the truth and it ' s naked,[00:59.734]It ' s verbatim and it ' s shakin ',[01:03.288]No no no no no no no no no no no no more getting ' elated,[01:08.086]No more listless invitations,[01:14.616]I live by a hospital,[01:17.483]And every day I go out walking past its sickly windows,[01:21.516]I see people dying there,[01:24.296]But my tender age makes it hard to care,[01:28.087]Incinerator and a big smoke stack,[01:31.356]It ' s a phallic symbol and it makes me laugh,[01:35.699]All I need is a heart attack,[01:38.052]C ' mon humble my bones with a Cardiac,[01:41.956]Goin ' in the wind is an eddy of the truth and it ' s naked,[01:46.872]It ' s verbatim and it ' s shakin ',[01:50.443]No no no no no no no no no no no no more getting ' elated,[01:55.319]No more listless invitations,[02:01.149]For the love of ****,[02:02.460]For the sake of Pete,[02:04.061]Did you ever really think you ' d love a guy like me,[02:07.219]I am the rooster in the morning,[02:09.244]I' m the cock of the day,[02:11.317]I ' m the boxer in the briefs,[02:13.372]I ' m a twelve ounce steak,[02:14.469]Ya it ' s verbatim,[02:32.071]And ya and it ' s naked,[02:35.355]And ya and it ' s shakin ',[02:37.759]It shakes shakes shakes.