[00:00.000] 作词 : John Lennon/Paul McCartney[00:01.000] 作曲 : John Lennon/Paul McCartney[00:02.000] 制作人 : George Martin[00:13.300]I read the news today, oh boy,[00:18.300]About a lucky man who made the grade,[00:25.300]And though the news was rather sad,[00:31.300]Well, I just had to laugh.[00:38.300]I saw the photograph.[00:43.300]He blew his mind out in a car,[00:50.300]He didn't notice that the lights have changed,[00:56.300]A crowd of people stood and stared,[01:02.299]They've seen his face before,[01:05.299]Nobody was really sure if he was from the House of Lords.[01:12.299]I saw a film today, oh boy,[01:18.299]The English army had just won the war,[01:24.299]A crowd of people turned away,[01:29.299]But I just had a look,[01:34.300]Having read a book, I'd like to turn you on...[02:21.300]Woke up, fell out of bed,[02:24.300]dragged a comb across my head,[02:28.300]found my way downstairs and drank a cup,[02:31.300]and looking up I noticed I was late.[02:35.300]Found my coat and grabbed my hat,[02:38.300]made the bus in seconds flat,[02:42.300]found my way upstairs and had a smoke,[02:45.300]and somebody spoke and I went into a dream[03:18.300]I read a news today, oh boy,[03:24.300]four thousand holes in Blackburn Lancashire,[03:30.300]and though the holes were rather small,[03:36.300]they had to count them all,[03:39.300]now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall,[03:44.300]I'd love to turn you on.