Don't Let the Bellhops Bite - The Stupendium.mp3

[00:00.000] 作词 : Gregory Holgate
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[00:10.120]There's a cozy little place
[00:11.621]Tucked away between the third and fourth circle of Hell
[00:14.121]Where you can take a break,
[00:15.620]Makes a great vacation,
[00:16.869]Maybe take in just a little damnation as well
[00:19.121]SO RING THE BELL
[00:20.619]We're excited to welcome you in
[00:22.371]No time herе to dwell on your sins
[00:24.370]Your itinerary's fairly heavily pеrilous
[00:26.368]But let me share the various
[00:27.621]Amenities you're getting within
[00:29.569]If you've got luggage
[00:31.318]The staff can take it through
[00:32.817]But the baggage that's emotional
[00:34.068]Well that can stay with you
[00:35.318]You've clearly packed a bag with plans to stay a day or two
[00:37.820]But it's pretty optimistic if you think you won't be strewn
[00:40.319]Across the floor
[00:41.317]Twisted and deformed
[00:42.569]Little bits of blood and gore
[00:43.760]Chewed and spit out of the maw
[00:45.197]Of a vicious set of jaws in a spiffy uniform
[00:47.375]All your sins have a cost
[00:48.875]But your death is complimentary, of course
[00:50.623]It's just monkey business
[00:52.875]But with one key difference
[00:55.375]That the one reliving it
[00:57.875]Is beyond deliverance
[01:00.376]We've got one piece hidden in
[01:02.876]Deep amongst these remnants
[01:05.624]Of our one-time residents in our little hotel in Hell
[01:10.309]Where the bellhops bite
[01:11.745]We're afraid to say that the pool is closed
[01:13.494]Since the lifeguard started to decompose
[01:16.244]Down here things lurk deep below
[01:18.495]So stay clear if you want to keep your toes
[01:21.936]Breakfast is served till ten
[01:23.436]But no one ever wakes up to attend
[01:25.686]Cause if you lay your head on a bed
[01:27.687]You'll be too dead for eggs
[01:28.936]And you'll never eat bacon again
[01:30.935]Our gymnasium's stocked with the best utensils
[01:33.936]Though you ought to be running without the treadmill
[01:36.685]The bar's a haunt
[01:37.686]With all the spirits you want
[01:39.186]They were all our last guests to get killed
[01:41.436]We've so many amenities
[01:43.186]No chance of boredom
[01:44.435]We both know you've already seen the ballroom
[01:46.936]A little reminder
[01:48.186]You've a riddle to find or it is frivolous fighting your doom
[01:51.619]It's just monkey business
[01:53.867]But with one key difference
[01:56.369]That the one reliving it
[01:58.869]Is beyond deliverance
[02:01.367]We've got one piece hidden in
[02:04.118]Deep amongst these remnants
[02:06.869]Of our one-time residents in our little hotel in Hell
[02:11.367]Where the bellhops bite
[02:12.618]Think twice before you use that phone by the bed
[02:14.868]Room service will cost you an arm and a leg
[02:17.118]And a torso, a stomach, a neck, and a head
[02:19.869]The menu's sparse, but the staff's well-fed
[02:22.617]We'll provide a device that might help you find the
[02:25.118]Shards you've been tasked with and hide from the nightmares
[02:27.868]But if you try to check the TripAdvisor
[02:29.368]You'll likely trip and die, sir
[02:30.867]"Five stars, never a survivor!"
[02:32.867]We're not winding you up
[02:34.617]We're not letting you go
[02:35.868]Fish the mint from the blood pooling in the pillows
[02:38.368]Checkout is at one,
[02:39.617]Not that you'll need to know
[02:40.867]Pay your tab at the front desk
[02:42.368]Or death will be slow
[02:43.367]We strongly urge that you defer your day's ablutions
[02:45.617]The concierge will start the purge before you're through them
[02:48.117]Whilst on your journey on the way to retribution
[02:50.617]We hope that you enjoy your stay of execution
[02:53.117]It's just monkey business
[02:55.367]But with one key difference
[02:57.617]That the one reliving it
[03:00.367]Is beyond deliverance
[03:03.119]We've got one piece hidden in
[03:05.367]Deep amongst these remnants
[03:08.117]Of our one-time residents in our little hotel in Hell
[03:12.867]Where the bellhops bite