[00:00.00] 作词 : David Lindsay-Abaire[00:01.00] 作曲 : Jeanine Tesori[00:04.04]PATTIE: Hello darling[00:06.01]It's me, your mother[00:08.19]You're in my belly right now[00:10.18]And sometimes you kick me[00:12.92]Isn't that precious?[00:15.27]Isn't that precious?[00:17.60]Hey, guess what[00:19.26]I have no hands![00:21.97](spoken) Just kidding[00:23.58]I have hands but I just can't use them[00:26.60]Not yet at least[00:28.35]But just soon as the stitches heal[00:32.19]I had carpal tunnel[00:35.65]Both hands[00:37.42]All those years in Lodi took their toll[00:40.71]Sixteen years I worked in the Sunshine cupcake factory[00:44.79]Pumping cream into those ding-dong knock-offs[00:48.66]Sixteen years of[00:49.88]Squeezing, squeezing, squeezing that god-damn cream gun[00:56.70]I should sue[00:59.10]I should sue[01:00.80]I tried actually but they said I made the whole thing up[01:03.56]How crazy is that?[01:05.10]Why would I get operations on both hands[01:07.86]If I did not need them?[01:11.74]Anyway, darling[01:13.74]I have things to tell you[01:16.16]And this video may be the only way to do it[01:19.76]Because, well[01:22.69]There's a high probability that I might be dead soon![01:27.46]So I won't be around when you're growing up[01:29.84]And this video is the only way for you to know who I was[01:34.23]And I want you to know who I was because[01:36.54]People are going to tell you things about me that just aren't true[01:39.92]Just aren't true[01:41.70]Just aren't true![01:43.30]But darling[01:44.86]You have to defend me[01:47.05]You have to tell them that I was a lovely person[01:51.46]Caring and thoughtful[01:54.13]And funny[01:55.14]And that you have the tapes to prove it![02:01.90](whispered) It's them[02:03.82]The ones who are going to tell you lies about me[02:05.94]Don't believe a word they say[02:07.38]Not a word[02:09.92]To be continued, goodbye darling, Mommy loves you