[00:29.285]Hop hop[00:30.575]You came along my secret laboratory[00:36.387]Spiky spiky bloody fangs hungry for my Qi[00:43.754]Hold up, mister[00:45.632]Right there, mister[00:47.399]Sit down, mister[00:48.978]How about some retort pouch of curry[00:52.856]Pouch of chili[00:54.702]Pouch of MRE[00:56.263]But you're rather picky[01:00.194]Well[01:00.594]I'll make you something else[01:02.437]Don't need to show me how[01:04.285]Since I'm the mad scientist, proclaimed by myself[01:07.866]Canton or Sichuan[01:09.713]Jiangsu or Hunan[01:11.512]No matter which one you pick I'll get it done[01:14.725]Zhajiangmian and Xiaolongbao[01:16.955]Wonton and Chashao[01:18.791]Delivery or takeout won't beat my retort pouch[01:22.451]You're loving my retort[01:24.234]I'm loving your retort[01:26.074]You're my only retort[01:27.936]You're my only retort[01:43.786]Crack crack[01:45.060]You stretch your arms out asking for a hug[01:50.472]Hidden under your talisman is your practiced smile[01:58.298]Come here, mister[02:00.106]Help me, mister[02:01.847]Right here, mister[02:03.498]You took up my spoon[02:05.528]Stirring curry[02:07.331]Stirring chili[02:09.134]That's when I've realized[02:10.848]We've became family[02:13.855]Then he came[02:17.014]A man in black and white[02:19.003]He's holding laser guns and Bagua signs[02:28.695]Then he aimed at your slimy skin[02:33.091]And pulled the trigger[02:39.393]Your head bursts[02:44.691]Shh[02:45.163]I'll stitch you back up[02:47.002]Don't need to show me how[02:48.759]Since I'm the mad scientist, proclaimed by myself[02:52.378]I'll give you plastic eyes[02:54.317]And give you nylon hair[02:56.025]And I'll make sure I get your talisman repaired[02:59.230]Shark fin soup or Dim sum[03:01.512]Dumpling or Peking duck[03:03.306]Nothing I make is gonna bring that charm inside you back[03:06.934]But you're still my retort[03:08.788]But you're still my retort[03:10.594]I'm seeking for retort[03:12.300]I'm seeking for retort