[00:00.000] 作词 : Stephen Schwartz[00:00.070] 作曲 : Stephen Schwartz[00:00.140] Elphie, now that we're friends[00:03.085] I've decided to make you my new project[00:05.345] Oh, you really don't have to do that[00:06.745] I know, that's what makes me so nice[00:12.146][00:12.147] Whenever I see someone less fortunate than I[00:17.004] And let's face it, right, who isn't less fortunate than I?[00:22.226] My tender heart tends to start to bleed[00:26.087] And when someone needs a makeover, I simply have to take over[00:29.797] I know, I know exactly what they need[00:38.370] And even in your case[00:41.896] Though it's the toughest case I've yet to face[00:47.921] Don't worry, I'm determined to succeed[00:52.847] Follow my lead[00:56.612] And yes, indeed, you will be[01:06.846][01:06.847] Popular, you're gonna be popular[01:11.291] I'll teach you the proper ploys when you talk to boys[01:14.748] Little ways to flirt and flounce, ooh[01:16.791] I'll show you what shoes to wear, how to fix your hair[01:20.241] Everything that really counts to be[01:22.883][01:22.884] Popular[01:24.648] I'll help you be popular[01:27.293] You'll hang with the right cohorts[01:29.409] You'll be good at sports, know the slang you've got to know[01:33.284] So let's start 'cause you've got an awfully long way to go[01:41.997][01:41.998] Don't be offended by my frank analysis[01:44.464] Think of it as personality dialysis[01:47.395] Now that I've chosen to become a pal[01:49.460] A sister and adviser, there's nobody wiser[01:52.598] Not when it comes to[01:54.017][01:54.018] Popular[01:55.499] I know about popular[01:58.494] And with an assist from me to be who you'll be[02:01.915] Instead of dreary who you were, well, are[02:04.686] There's nothing that can stop you from becoming popular, -lar[02:10.548][02:10.549] La-la, la-la[02:16.340] We're gonna make you pop-u-lar[02:21.395][02:21.396] When I see depressing creatures, with unprepossessing features[02:26.942] I remind them on their own behalf to think of[02:32.065] Celebrated heads of state or especially great communicators[02:37.942] Did they have brains or knowledge?[02:40.647] Don't make me laugh[02:42.449][02:42.450] They were—[02:43.026] Popular[02:44.049] Right, it's all about popular[02:47.348] It's not about aptitude, it's the way you're viewed[02:50.895] So it's very shrewd to be[02:53.697] Very, very popular like me[02:57.249] Me[03:02.647][03:02.648] And though you protest your disinterest[03:10.246] I know clandestinely[03:18.548] You're gonna grin and bear it, your newfound popularity[03:24.139][03:24.140] La-la, la-la[03:29.288] La-la, la-la[03:34.320] La-la, la[03:41.847] You'll be popular[03:46.441] Just not quite as popular as me