[00:05.273]Make 'em laugh[00:06.543]Make 'em laugh[00:07.862]Don't you know everyone wants to laugh?[00:11.516]My dad said "Be an actor, my son,[00:14.627]But be a comical one"[00:16.969]They'll be standing in lines for those old honky-tonk monkeyshines[00:23.496]You can study Shakspeare and be quite elite[00:26.382]You could charm the critics and have nothing to eat[00:29.244]Just slip on a banana peel, the world's at you feet[00:32.386]Make 'em laugh[00:33.160]Make 'em laugh[00:33.936]Make 'em laugh[00:35.237]Make--[00:36.801]Make 'em laugh[00:38.340]Don't you know everyone wants to laugh?[00:41.738]My grandpa said "Go out and tell them a joke, but give it plenty of hoke"[00:47.498]Make 'em roar[00:49.039]Make 'em scream[00:50.618]Take a fall, butt a wall, split a seam[00:53.985]You could start by pretending your a dancer with grace[00:57.103]Then you wiggle 'till they're giggling all over the place[00:59.960]Then you get a great big custard pie in the face[01:02.853]Make 'em laugh[01:03.631]Make 'em laugh[01:04.413]Make 'em laugh[01:07.727]Make 'em--[01:12.915]What?--[01:13.444]My Dad--[01:18.918]They'll be standing in lines for those old honky-tonk monkeyshines[01:24.616]-------------[02:52.365]Make 'em laugh[02:56.653]Make 'em laugh[03:01.864]Make 'em laugh[03:07.580]Make 'em laugh!