[00:00.453]The date started of so well[00:04.171]Begin my night not expecting the fright of my life[00:08.685]She was perfect from what I could tell[00:12.140]How could I not see the danger right in front of me[00:16.125]My favorite food is fish[00:18.250]Baby, that’s my favorite too[00:20.109]I love cartoon dogs[00:22.234]Baby I love Scooby-Doo[00:24.624]Hey girl, what’s your favorite film?[00:27.547]She said[00:28.344]The best movie of all[00:30.203]A masterpiece of art called[00:32.328]Human Centipede[00:34.188]Human Centipede[00:36.312]I think that I’m gonna get murdered tonight[00:40.298]Human Centipede[00:42.156]Not ironically[00:44.281]She said[00:45.075]The costume design was a highlight[00:48.266]I like it for the plot[00:50.125]Tell me what the plots about[00:52.251]German doctor sews three people[00:54.375]ASS[00:54.641]To[00:55.172]MOUTH[00:55.703]COOL![00:56.235]Human Centipede[00:58.094]Please god save me[01:00.219]I think that’s a[01:01.282]Red Flag[01:02.344]I don’t want to[01:03.141]Get Stabbed[01:04.204]She said[01:05.266]Human Centipede is a tour de force[01:08.188]I think[01:09.250]Holy shit i’m gonna be the main course[01:12.171]She said[01:13.235]I admire the narrative of character growth[01:16.157]I try[01:17.220]To get the waiters attention by blinking in morse code[01:20.141]Why are you blinking so much?[01:22.266]I’ve got something in my eyes[01:24.126]Here let me get it out[01:26.251]No thank you; I don’t wanna die[01:28.111]Bonjour[01:29.172]Sir was blinking at me[01:30.500]Is this because your date is a freak?[01:32.360](I ❤️ Centipede)[01:33.688]No[01:34.219]Very good then[01:35.282]Bon Appétit[01:36.610]Stop hiding behind your silly made up red flag[01:40.594]To not take a chance on the best relationship you never had[01:44.579]Maybe your right and I’m looking for excuses[01:48.563]My hearts got bruises but I’m ready to choose this love[01:52.282]You could be my world, the love of my life[01:56.267]One day we’ll get married and be husband and wife[01:59.720]With a tasteful ceremony and a wedding of our dreams![02:04.235]Only if the wedding is themed:[02:08.220]TELL ME WHAT THE THEME’S GONNA BE[02:10.345]Hu↑man↓ Centi↓pede↑[02:12.204]Hu↑man↓ Centi↓pede↑[02:14.329]That way we could save on the catering bill[02:18.050]Human Centipede[02:20.173]Only one mouth to feed[02:22.298]If you are the best man[02:24.157]You know the deal[02:25.751]PUCKER UP[02:26.282]I can finally open myself up to love[02:30.267]I can finally sew a mouth to a butt[02:34.251]Human Centipede[02:36.376]Human Centipede...