[00:36.234]Divorced[00:39.555]Beheaded[00:42.875]Died[00:47.524]Divorced[00:51.627]Beheaded[00:54.477]Survived[00:58.583]And tonight New York City we are----Live !![01:09.192]Listen up let me tell you a story[01:12.291]A story that you think you've heard before[01:15.669]We know you know our names and our fame and our faces[01:18.967]Know all about the glories and the disgraces[01:22.610]I'm done 'cause all this time,[01:25.721]I've been just one word in a stupid rhyme[01:29.095]So I picked up a pen and a microphone[01:32.941]History's about to get overthrown[01:36.526]Divorced[01:37.286]Beheaded[01:38.304]Died[01:39.864]Divorced[01:40.887]Beheaded[01:41.909]Survived[01:43.460]But just for you tonight[01:46.800]We're divorced, beheaded, live[01:50.648]Welcome to the show, to the historemix[01:54.227]Switching up the flow as we add the prefix[01:57.541]Everybody knows that we used to be six wives[02:04.531]Raising up the roof 'till we hit the ceiling[02:07.915]Get ready for the truth that we'll be revealing[02:11.802]Everybody knows that we used to be six wives[02:19.587]But now we're --[02:20.893]Ex-wives.[02:22.194]New York ! make some noise![02:36.602]All you ever hear and read about[02:39.697]Is our ex, and the way it ended[02:43.076]But a pair doesn't beat a royal flush[02:46.399]You're gonna find out how he got unfriended[02:50.325]Tonight, we're gonna do ourselves justice[02:53.714]'cause we're taking you to court[02:57.026]every Tudor rose has it's thorns[03:00.406]and you're gonna hear 'em live, in consort[03:04.255]Divorced[03:04.772]Beheaded[03:05.792]Died[03:07.606]Divorced[03:08.380]Beheaded[03:09.406]Survived[03:11.193]But just for you tonight[03:14.317]We're divorced, beheaded, live[03:18.180]Welcome to the show to the historemix[03:21.560]Switching up the flow as we add the prefix[03:25.184]Everybody knows that we used to be six wives[03:31.890]Dancing through the night, 'till the break of day[03:34.892]Once we're done, we'll start again, like it's the renaissance[03:39.234]Everybody knows that we used to be six wives[03:47.207]But now we're --[03:48.201]Ex-wives![03:53.575]Remember us from PBS?[03:56.676]Divorced[03:57.183]My name is Catherine of Aragon[03:59.762]Was married 24 years[04:01.849]I'm a paragon of royalty[04:04.676]My loyalty is to the Vatican[04:06.994]So if you try to dump me,[04:09.583]you won't try that again[04:10.879]Beheaded[04:11.667]I'm that Boleyn girl, and I'm up next[04:14.804]See I broke England from the church[04:16.889]Yeah, I'm that sexy[04:19.467]Why did I lose my head?[04:21.000]Well my sleeves may be green but my lipstick's red[04:24.883]Died[04:25.850]Jane Seymour the only one he truly loved[04:29.449]Rude![04:30.727]When my son was newly born, I died[04:33.840]But I'm not what I seem or am I[04:36.727]stick around and you'll suddenly see more.[04:39.530]Divorced[04:39.982]Ich bin Anna of Cleves, Ja?[04:42.578]When he saw my portrait he was like, Ja[04:46.196]But I didn't look as good as I did in my pic[04:50.081]Funny how we all discuss that[04:52.145]but never Henry's little...[04:53.695]Prick up your ears I'm the Katherine who lost her head[04:56.512]Beheaded[04:56.975]For my *********** outside of wed[05:00.806]Lock up your husbands[05:02.379]Lock up your sons[05:03.899]K-Howard is here and the fun's begun[05:07.957]Survived[05:08.408]Five down I'm the final wife[05:11.274]I saw him to the end of his life[05:14.952]I'm the survivor, Catherine Parr[05:18.560]I bet you wanna know how I got this far[05:21.655]I said, I bet you wanna know how I got this far[05:25.503]Do you wanna know how we got this far then[05:29.350]Welcome to the show to the historemix[05:32.753]Switching up the flow as we add the prefix[05:36.141]Everybody knows that we used to be six wives[05:43.165]Turn the beat up get this party buzzing[05:46.507]You wanna queen bee well there's half a dozen[05:50.180]Everybody knows that we used to be six wives[06:05.507]But now we're ex-wives[06:21.964]One, two, three, four, five...[06:24.516]Six!