Ya Never Know - Tom Alan Robbins/Jonathan Groff.mp3

[00:00.000] 作词 : Alan Menken/Howard Ashman
[00:01.000] 作曲 : Alan Menken/Howard Ashman
[00:06.116] [MUSHNIK]I can't believe it, it couldn't be happening
[00:08.016] Pinch me, girls, it couldn't be happening
[00:10.483] All of this sudden success comin' out of the blue
[00:15.551] I put a signup, right in the front window
[00:18.124] An advertisement, right in the front window
[00:20.624] "Stop in and see the amazing new plant Audrey II!"
[00:25.564] And the really remarkable thing is that people, they do
[00:30.682] Seymour, that twerp of a klutz
[00:32.503] Finally did something right. Audrey II drives 'em nuts
[00:34.622] What a blessing this wonderful plant should exist
[00:37.336] And should rake in the bucks for me hand over fist!
[00:39.982] [SEYMOUR]Well, how'd I do?
[00:42.351] [CHIFFON]You was great on the radio, Seymour!
[00:44.204] [CRYSTAL]You sounded sexier than the Wolfman!
[00:46.303] [RONETTE]You're an overnight sensation, Seymour!
[00:50.264] Who-oo'da believed it?
[00:51.438]
[00:53.238] One day he pushed a broom
[00:56.676] Nothing in his news but gloom and doom
[01:00.124] Then he lit a fuse and give him room
[01:03.423] Stand aside and watch that mother blow
[01:07.771] Explosion! Bang! Kerboom!
[01:09.812] Don't it go to show ya never know?
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[01:13.946] [GIRLS]Seymour was in a funk
[01:16.657] He was number zero
[01:18.479] Who'd'a thunk he'd become a hero?
[01:21.698] Just a punk, he was a forgotten so-and-so
[01:27.157] Then one day:
[01:28.222] [SEYMOUR]Crash! Kerplunk!
[01:29.995] [RONETTE]Don't it go to show ya never know
[01:31.802] Sit down, Seymour. Now we gon' sing for you
[01:35.047] All the world used to screw him
[01:38.030] Biff-wham-pow! Now they interview him
[01:41.452] And they clamor to put his remarks on the air
[01:48.397] All the world used to hate him
[01:51.225] Now they're startin' t'appreciate him
[01:54.586] All because of that strange little plant
[01:57.566] Over there
[01:59.706]
[02:00.089] [GIRLS]Observe him! Here's a chap
[02:02.654] Everything is landing in his lap
[02:05.673] [SEYMOUR]I just cut my hand and in a snap
[02:09.057] Something out of Edgar Allen Poe has happened
[02:14.288] [GIRLS]Zam! Kazap!
[02:15.772] [SEYMOUR and GIRLS]Don't it go to show ya never know?
[02:19.728] One day you're slinging hash
[02:22.392] Feeling so rejected
[02:24.178] Lightning flash, you get resurrected
[02:27.166] Make a splash- now you rate the big
[02:30.227] Bravissimo
[02:32.763] And with a thunder crash -
[02:35.635] [GIRLS]Crash kerplunk, bam kerboom
[02:39.713] Zang kazunk, zam kazoom
[02:42.916] Zowee powee holy cow
[02:46.368] He ordered up a rainbow to go!
[02:48.663] [SEYMOUR and GIRLS]Wow! Pow! Look out below!
[02:51.118] Don't it go to show ya never know?