[00:00.000] 作曲 : Tom Cardy[00:00.688] The date started off so well[00:03.914] Begin my night not expecting the fright of my life[00:08.994] He was perfect from what I could tell[00:12.357] How could I not see the danger right in front of me?[00:14.633][00:16.326] (Woah) My favorite food is fish[00:18.382] Baby, that's my favorite too[00:20.390] I love cartoon dogs[00:22.281] Baby, I love Scooby Doo[00:24.655] Hey boy, what's your favorite film?[00:27.505] He said, the best movie of all[00:30.055] A masterpiece of art called[00:31.536][00:32.373] Human Centipede[00:34.368] Human Centipede[00:36.288] I think that I'm gonna get murdered tonight[00:40.353] Human Centipede[00:42.341] Not ironically[00:44.286] He said, "The costume design was a highlight"[00:48.274] I like it for the plot[00:50.291] Tell me what the plot's about[00:52.328] German doctor sews three people arse to mouth. Cool...[00:56.369] Human Centipede[00:58.347] Please, God, save me[01:00.351] I think that's a red flag, I don't want to get stabbed[01:03.638][01:04.347] He said, "Human Centipede is a tour de force"[01:08.310] I think, "Holy shit I'm gonna be the main course"[01:12.298] He said, "I admire the narrative of character growth"[01:16.264] I try to get the waiter's attention by blinking in morse code[01:19.591][01:20.316] Why are you blinking so much?[01:22.359] I've got something in my eye[01:24.275] Here, let me get it out[01:26.244] No thank you, I don't wanna die[01:28.293] Bonjour, ma'am was blinking at us[01:30.499] Is this because your date is a freak?[01:33.746] "No." Very good, bon appétit[01:35.474][01:36.822] Stop hiding behind your silly made-up red flag[01:40.512] To not take a chance on the best relationship you never had[01:44.537] Maybe you're right and I'm looking for excuses[01:48.490] My heart's got bruises but I'm ready to choose this love[01:51.157][01:52.424] You could be my world, the love of my life[01:56.283] One day we'll get married and be husband and wife[01:59.770] With a tasteful ceremony, and the wedding of our dreams[02:04.289] Only if the wedding is themed[02:08.266] Tell me what the theme's gonna be![02:09.837][02:10.313] Human Centipede[02:12.356] Human Centipede[02:14.320] That way we could save on the catering bill[02:18.337] Human Centipede[02:20.309] Only one mouth to feed[02:22.281] If you are the man of honour, you know the deal (Ass)[02:25.499][02:26.328] I can finally open myself up to love[02:30.100] And I can finally sew a mouth to a butt[02:33.393][02:34.335] Human Centipede