[00:00.000][Verse 1][00:00.856]Good evening[00:01.818]Do not attempt to adjust your radio, there is nothing wrong[00:05.617]We have taken control as to bring you this special show[00:09.018]We will return it to you as soon as you are grooving[00:12.273]Welcome to station W-E-F-U-N-K, better known as We-Funk[00:17.941]Or deeper still, the Mothership Connection[00:20.873]Home of the extraterrestrial brothers[00:23.288]Dealers of funky music[00:25.312]P.Funk, uncut funk, the bomb[00:29.739]Coming to you directly from the Mothership[00:32.016]Top of the Chocolate Milky Way, 500,000 kilowatts of P. Funk-power[00:36.838]So kick back, dig, while we do it to you in your eardrums[00:40.264]And me? I'm known as Lollipop Man, alias the Long-Haired Sucker[00:43.704]My motto is:[00:44.387][Hook 1][00:44.604]Make my funk the P. Funk[00:47.300]I want my funk uncut[00:50.121]Make my funk the P. Funk[00:52.767]I wants to get funked up[00:55.507]I want the bomb[00:56.847]I want the P.Funk[00:58.005]I want my funk uncut[01:01.051]Make my funk the P. Funk[01:03.647]I wants to get funked up[01:06.028][Verse 2][01:06.210]W-E-F-U-N-K, y'all[01:08.414]Now this is what I want you all to do:[01:11.064]If you got faults, defects or shortcomings[01:13.404]You know, like arthritis, rheumatism or migraines[01:16.204]Whatever part of your body it is[01:18.012]I want you to lay it on your radio, let the vibes flow through[01:21.527]Funk not only moves, it can re-move, dig?[01:25.635]The desired effect is what you get[01:27.779]When you improve your interplanetary funksmanship[01:30.842]Sir Lollipop Man! Chocolate coated, freaky and habit forming[01:37.237]Doin' it to you in 3D[01:39.174]So groovy that I dig me[01:41.886]Once upon a time called Now[01:44.620]Somebody say, "Is there funk after death?"[01:47.017]I say, "Is heaven up?"[01:48.786]Yeah, P. Funk[01:51.201][Hook 1][01:51.340]Make my funk the P. Funk[01:53.639]I want my funk uncut[01:56.454]Make my funk the P. Funk[01:58.996]I wants to get funked up[02:01.805]I want the bomb[02:02.786]I want the P.Funk[02:04.442]I want my funk uncut[02:07.235]Make my funk the P. Funk[02:09.873]I wants to get funked up[02:12.385][Hook 2][02:12.579]Make my funk the P. Funk[02:15.348]I want my funk uncut[02:18.205]Make my funk the P. Funk[02:20.911]I wants to get funked up[02:23.447]I want the bomb[02:24.768]I want the P. Funk[02:26.070]Don't want my funk stepped on[02:28.919]Make my funk the P. Funk[02:31.821]Before I take it home[02:34.068][Verse 3][02:34.313]Yeah, I dig[02:40.487]Let me put my sunglasses on[02:43.467]That's the law around here, you got to wear your sunglasses[02:46.859]So you can feel cool[02:49.775]Gangsta lean, y'all should dig my sun-rooftop[02:58.028]Well, alright. Hey I was diggin' on y'all's funk for awhile[03:01.187]Sounds like it got a three on it though, to me[03:04.207]Then I was down south and I heard some funk with some Main Ingredients[03:07.539]Like Doobie Brothers, Blue Magic, David Bowie[03:10.606]It was cool, but can you imagine Doobie in your funk? Ho[03:16.101]W-E-F-U-N-K, we funk[03:19.281][Hook 2][03:19.511]Make my funk the P. Funk[03:21.435]I want my funk uncut[03:24.304]Make my funk the P. Funk[03:26.928]I wants to get funked up[03:29.673]I want the bomb[03:30.687]I want the P. Funk[03:32.318]Don't want my funk stepped on[03:35.067]Make my funk the P. Funk[03:37.582]Before I take it home[03:38.551]Home of the extraterrestrial brothers[03:45.671]Gettin' deep[03:52.163]Once upon a time called Right Now[04:01.802]Ain't it funky now[04:13.181]Far 'round[04:17.192]Hey, doin' it to ya in the earhole[04:24.561][Hook 2][04:24.805]Make my funk the P. Funk[04:26.818]I want my funk uncut[04:29.240]Make my funk the P. Funk[04:32.969]I wants to get funked up[04:35.005]I want the bomb[04:35.995]I want the P. Funk[04:37.800]Don't want my funk stepped on[04:40.319]Make my funk the P. Funk[04:42.910]Before I take it home[05:14.954]We're not leavin' y'all[05:16.058]I want you all to stay tuned for Starchild[05:18.818][Hook 2][05:19.001]Make my funk the P. Funk[05:20.916]I want my funk uncut[05:23.962]Make my funk the P. Funk[05:26.715]I wants to get funked up[05:29.333]I want the bomb[05:30.657]I want the P. Funk[05:32.074]Don't want my funk stepped on[05:35.553]Make my funk the P. Funk[05:39.043]Before I take it home[05:44.518]Don't stop, get down[05:49.167]Talk[05:54.858]Blow your horn[06:10.022]P-you[06:16.793]Wants to get funked up[06:33.538]Well, alright[06:34.429][Hook 1][06:34.758]Make my funk the P. Funk[06:37.454]I want my funk uncut[06:40.263]Make my funk the P. Funk[06:43.000]I wants to get funked up[06:45.602]I want the bomb[06:46.833]I want the P.Funk[06:48.328]I want my funk uncut[06:51.273]Make my funk the P. Funk[06:53.887]I wants to get funked up[06:56.069][Hook 2][06:56.352]Make my funk the P. Funk[06:59.240]I want my funk uncut[07:01.997]Make my funk the P. Funk[07:04.673]I wants to get funked up[07:07.305]I want the bomb[07:08.500]I want the P. Funk[07:10.152]Don't want my funk stepped on[07:12.738]Make my funk the P. Funk[07:15.779]Before I take it home[07:20.946]