[00:00.00] 作词 : Stephen Sondheim[00:01.00] 作曲 : Jule Styne[00:02.44](Spoken)I wish Momma would marry a plain man so we could all be together...[00:07.74](Sung)If Momma was married[00:09.69]We'd live in a house[00:11.69]As private as private can be[00:15.21]Just Momma, three ducks, five canaries,a mouse,[00:18.13]Two monkeys, one father, six turtles[00:21.80]And me...[00:24.11]If Momma was married[00:29.70]If Momma was married[00:31.17]I'd jump in the air[00:33.29]And give all my toe shoes to you[00:36.71]I'd get all those hair ribbons[00:38.67]Out of my hair[00:40.32]And once and for all[00:42.13]I'd get Momma out too...[00:46.25]If Momma was married[00:50.41]Momma, get out your white dress[00:54.35]You've done it before[00:56.16]Without much success![00:58.32]Momma, Godspeed and God bless[01:01.96]We're not keeping score[01:04.15]What's one more or less?[01:09.57]Oh, Momma, say yes[01:11.39]And waltz down the aisle[01:13.54]While you may[01:16.29]I'll gladly support you[01:18.85]I'll even escort you...[01:21.33]And I'll gladly give you away[01:26.26]Oh, Momma, get married today![01:33.35]If Momma was married there wouldn't be any more[01:37.26]"Let me entertain you, let me make you smile![01:45.05]I will do some kicks!"[01:48.69]"I will do some tricks!"[01:52.61]Sing out, Louise![01:54.27]Smile, baby![01:57.69]Momma, please take our advice[02:00.96]We aren't The Lunts[02:02.83]I'm not Fanny Brice[02:05.19]Momma, we'll buy you the rice[02:08.47]If only this once[02:11.14]You wouldn't think twice[02:16.30]It could be so nice[02:18.21]If Momma got married to stay[02:22.63]But Momma gets married[02:26.19]And...[02:26.95]Married[02:27.80]And...[02:28.50]Married[02:29.97]And never gets carried away[02:34.62]Oh, Momma...[02:39.13]Oh, Momma...[02:41.95]Oh, Momma...[02:46.56]Get married today!