Funny Things (feat. Michael Kovach & Lizzie Freeman) - RecD/Michael Kovach.mp3

[00:00.000] 作词 : Thomas Hart Jr.
[00:00.000] 作曲 : Thomas Hart Jr.
[00:00.000]Canie：Smile everybody!Great work today,superstars!Great group photo too.I’ll have it in the gallery by tomorrow.And this time i’ll make sure it doesn’t peel.Good night!
[00:12.282]Jax:Well that sure was an underwater adventure.You wanna get something to eat,Pomni?
[00:16.506]Pomni:So little air…Muscles…Numbing…vision…fading…
[00:20.235]Jax:Come on,get over it.
[00:22.175]Pomni:We drowned for six hours!How are you okay after that?
[00:28.777]Jax:Well,you see…As the years pass you by.It seems worthless to try…And escape from this digital dream…So you start introspecting…Reforming…Reflecting…
[00:51.759]And that’s when you hit them with the banana cream!Just think of the funny things that could happen to you!Or anybody else in the entire crew.Pall a prank, make them fall when their back’s to the wall and you’ll stick with the only folks you can recall like glue…And you’ll be laughing too.
[01:12.377]Pomni:But…That doesn’t solve anything…Why would you cause more problems on purpose?
[01:17.123]Jax:Sheesh,slow learner,ain’tcha?Here,let me demonstrate.
[01:20.227]Just take ol’dollface over there her worries flying high.But when she goes inside her room…
[01:27.665]Ragtha:Aaaaaaaugh!A centipede?!Jax,why?
[01:30.756]Jax:Ain’t it how bigger problems seem to disappear?When you’ll come face-to-face with a relatively insignificant fear?
[01:39.728]Pomni:Why would you wanna mix more bad stuff in the blend?Canie messes with us constantly…she might just need a friend!
[01:49.404]Jax:Kid,trust me,she’s had plenty.It just hurts more when they go…Better to have a frenemy,to keep you on your toes!
[01:58.365]So I’ll just drop a couple of mousetraps on the floor.Shock the knobs on all your doors.Leave you laughing till you’re sore.When there’s chaos on the air.Who’s got time to sit and stare in vain?The greatest pleasure is other people’s pain!Just think of the funny things that still happen yet.To many characters we haven’t even met!
[02:18.023]They could slip in the shower that rains inching power get squirted by flowers until their soaking wet!And you’ll laugh,I bet.
[02:26.607]Pomni:So…You’re palling all this pranks to…Help people?
[02:29.594]Jax:I’m pulling all these pranks because they’re funny.But if it stops them from going crazy too.I’m not complaining!
[02:35.308]Pomni:Kinger’s been to scared to leave his room since half past ten…
[02:39.788]Jax:But with a couple renovations…
[02:42.738]Kinger:Aaaaah!A game show not again!
[02:45.140]Pomni:Sure is strange how triggering past trauma seems to grant…
[02:50.275]Jax:That nervous wreck of a geezer.A supper-funny,much-needed kick in the pants!Oh hei look it’s Gangle.She looks like she’s having fun.
[02:59.093]Pomni:She’s all tangled up!Let’s fix her.Oh no…What have we done!
[03:03.757]Together:No doubt it’ll take all day to untangle that knot…But it’s something she can fix with all the time she’s got.
[03:12.835]So let’s just spread a little mischief as a treat!Whoopee cushions on the seat pranking people ain’t too great a feat.Just to make your day complete!But it’s kinda fun to cheat!
[03:18.789]We’re all getting hunt for sure better if the cure is within reach!
[03:20.706]Now you’re learning what I teach!
[03:22.553]Oh god, I am!
[03:23.950]Just think of the funny things that could happen to us.So many chances for a minor betrayal of trust!
[03:32.765]Pie them right in the face!
[03:33.854]Start a bumblebee chase!
[03:35.076]Get their head stuck inside a big digital vase’till noon!And you’ll be laughing soon!
[03:41.195]Pomni:Wait…bees?That sounds like it’ll hurt…
[03:43.515]Jax:Hurt nothing!A strong,tough ,terrific rabbit such as myself can take anything!And so can all of you.
[03:49.545]We may wind up in tatters but that’s such a laughing matter!Cause Canie resets our bodies all the time.
[03:57.511]Pomni:That’s right.
[03:58.886]Jax:So stay sharp when you endure the brightly colored purgatory!
[04:03.817]Together:The only thing he can’t fix is our minds.Well,then.Let’s make a couple problems just for now!Just remember leaving’s not allowed.But I won’t give up my vow.
[04:08.287]So have fun and grab some chow!That I’ll leave this place somehow!Since we’re stuck in here awhile.Help to smile and put on act!
[04:15.163]And keep your mind intact!
[04:18.039]Tap solo!
[04:20.637]Uhhhh…What…
[04:21.846]It’s fun,try it!Hei,not bad!Together now.
[04:33.205]This so fun!Did you throw in that entire tap segment just to prank me?
[04:38.686]Maybe…Now,who haven’t we gott yet?
[04:42.512]Uhhh…them?
[04:43.889]Right!We’ll ruin your life in just a moment Zooble!
[04:46.576]Zooble:You already have,just by existing…
[04:49.562]So…Bowling ball?Squirty flowers?Nuclear warhead? Banana peels!
[04:53.188]Jax:Ah,that always your favorite Kaufm-
[04:57.193]Pomni:Jax,are you okay?
[04:59.772]Jax:Uh…Sure kid.You’ve got this one.
[05:01.880]Pomni:I…won’t let you down.
[05:06.649]Jax:As the years pass you by.It seems worthless to try.And escape from this digital hole…So you start introspecting…Reforming…Reflecting…
[05:31.118]Till you make yourself a new digital role…Think of the funny things that could happen to you…And everybody else in the entire crew…
[06:00.805]Pull a prank,make them fall when their backs’s to the wall.And you’ll stick with the only folks you can recall like glue…
[06:13.729]And you’ll be laughing too…You’ll be laughing too…You’ll be laughing…
[06:28.206]Whoa!!!
[06:29.710]Ugh…What the……Heh,good one Kaufy.