[00:10.47]If you weren't born with it[00:12.77]You can buy a couple ornaments[00:15.59]Just be sure to read the warning, kids[00:18.28]'Cause pretty soon you'll be bored of it, ha-ha[00:22.30]sexual, hey girl, if you wanna feel sexual[00:26.33]You can always call up a professional[00:28.99]They stick pins in you like a vegetable, ha-ha[00:33.43][00:33.72]Kids forever, kids forever[00:36.51]Baby soft skin turns into leather[00:39.23]Kids forever, kids forever[00:42.05]Even if her face don't stay together[00:44.87]Kids forever, kids forever[00:47.67]Baby soft skin turns into leather[00:50.52]Don't be dramatic, it's only some plastic[00:53.31]No one will love you if you're unattractive[00:56.34][01:18.81]Oh Mrs. Potato Head, tell me[01:22.15]Is it true that pain is beauty?[01:24.74]Does a new face come with a warranty?[01:27.53]Will a pretty face make it better?[01:30.64]Oh Mr. Potato Head, tell me[01:33.23]How did you afford her surgery?[01:36.05]Do you swear you'll stay forever?[01:38.66]Even if her face don't stay together[01:44.30]Even if her face don't stay together[01:47.12][01:51.20]If you want a little more confidence[01:53.89]Potatoes turn to french fries, yeah it's common sense[01:56.95]All you need's a couple more condiments[01:59.51]And a hundred thousand dollars for some compliments, ha-ha[02:03.82]It's such a waste[02:05.04]When little girls grow into their mother's face[02:07.92]But little girls are learning how to cut and paste[02:10.71]And pucker up their lips until they suffocate, ha-ha[02:15.15][02:15.36]Kids forever, kids forever[02:18.10]Baby soft skin turns into leather[02:20.87]Kids forever, kids forever[02:23.75]Even if her face don't stay together[02:26.54]Kids forever, kids forever[02:29.39]Baby soft skin turns into leather[02:32.16]Don't be dramatic, it's only some plastic[02:35.03]No one will love you if you're unattractive[02:37.93][03:00.37]Oh Mrs. Potato Head, tell me[03:03.64]Is it true that pain is beauty?[03:06.38]Does a new face come with a warranty?[03:09.15]Will a pretty face make it better?[03:12.07]Oh Mr. Potato Head, tell me[03:14.82]How did you afford her surgery?[03:17.61]Do you swear you'll stay forever?[03:20.28]Even if her face don't stay together[03:22.99]Stay forever, stay forever[03:25.81]Even if her face don't stay together[03:28.66]Stay forever, stay forever[03:31.46]Even if her face don't stay together[03:34.36][03:34.59]Oh Mrs. Potato Head, tell me[03:37.41]How did you afford her surgery?[03:40.29]Do you swear you'll stay forever?[03:42.82]Even if her face don't stay together[03:45.61]Stay forever, stay forever[03:48.46]Even if her face don't stay together[03:51.31]Stay forever, stay forever[03:54.13]Even if her face don't stay together[03:56.93]Stay forever, stay forever[03:59.69]Even if her face don't stay together[04:02.57]Stay forever, stay forever[04:05.36]Even if her face don't stay together