[00:00.000] 作词 : John Lennon/Paul McCartney[00:01.000] 作曲 : John Lennon/Paul McCartney[00:09.574]I read the news today, oh, boy[00:16.175]About a lucky man who made the grade[00:22.526]And though the news was rather sad[00:28.724]Well, I just had to laugh[00:35.526]I saw the photograph[00:41.926]He blew his mind out in a car[00:48.526]He didn't notice that the lights had changed[00:55.026]A crowd of people stood and stared[01:01.325]They'd seen his face before[01:04.325]Nobody was really sure if he was from the House of Lords[01:11.226]I saw a film today, oh, boy[01:17.926]The English Army had just won the war[01:24.426]A crowd of people turned away[01:31.026]But I just had to look[01:34.728]Having read the book[01:40.326]I'd love to turn you on[02:24.325]Woke up, fell out of bed[02:26.826]Dragged a comb across my head[02:29.677]Found my way downstairs and drank a cup[02:32.727]And looking up, I noticed I was late[02:37.026]Found my coat and grabbed my hat[02:39.726]Made the bus in seconds flat[02:42.876]Found my way upstairs and had a smoke[02:46.127]And somebody spoke and I went into a dream[03:16.298]I heard the news today, oh, boy[03:21.998]Four thousand holes in Blackburn, Lancashire[03:28.498]And though the holes were rather small[03:34.199]They had to count them all[03:37.049]Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall[03:42.896]I'd love to turn you on