[00:00.000] 作词 : Michael Aldag[00:00.036] 作曲 : Michael Aldag[00:00.072]She said[00:02.210]I′m not into drama because life's too short[00:05.556]And I believed that until I saw her Snapchat score[00:09.741]Yeah, when we first met, she said we couldn't talk[00:13.294]Because our star signs don't match and that's against the law[00:17.625]She told me live my best life[00:19.910]When I'm with her[00:21.216]Don't want to live at all[00:24.123]I lose at least a couple brain cells every time she speaks[00:28.941]I wanna kiss her, but she hasn't closed her mouth in weeks[00:33.298]She tells me that she hates me each and every day[00:36.920]But she don't want to lose her streaks, so she always stays[00:41.024]She told me I was cancelled[00:43.096]I told her I will stand[00:44.652]For it all came to a standstill[00:48.012]And she said[00:50.204]Oh, if you were as funny as you are online[00:54.508]We'd have a perfect time, you know[00:58.179]I loved your private story but you're actually so boring[01:02.485]And I think it's time that you should go[01:06.114]You were great for an Insta post or two[01:09.996]But if it's quite alright, I'm going ghost on you[01:17.482]She likes to tear me down[01:19.776]She does it all the time[01:21.878]I played her this song[01:23.436]She said it sounded like[01:26.032]The worstest thing[01:27.635]She's heard in all her life[01:29.445]She stalks my location[01:31.270]When I am out at night[01:33.333]And if I don't respond[01:35.457]She tends to call me up[01:37.253]In fact that's her now[01:39.059]I wonder what she wants[01:41.430]If you were as funny as you are online[01:45.230]We'd have a perfect time, you know[01:49.039]I loved your private story but you're actually so boring[01:53.103]And I think it's time that you should go[01:56.909]You were great out there, when I needed you[02:00.715]But now the lights have dimmed, I think that we're both through[02:05.120](If you were as funny as you are online)[02:08.983]I tried to call but you never call me back[02:12.840](God knows that we would have the perfect time)[02:16.607]Can't wait on your text, I'm too old for that[02:20.714](If you were as funny as you are online)[02:24.587]I tried to call but you never call me back[02:28.446](God knows that we would have the perfect time)[02:32.005]Can't wait on your text, 'cause I'm too old[02:36.313]If you were as funny as you are online[02:39.862]We'd have a perfect time, you know[02:43.664]I loved your story, you're so so boring[02:48.009]I think it's time you go[02:51.573]You were great for an Insta post[02:54.883]I don't need you anymore, so I'm ghost[02:58.987]Oh, if you were as funny as you are online[03:03.610]Wish you were as funny as you are online[03:07.398]She used to love me but she don't no more[03:10.966]And I can tell 'cause I keep checking her Snapchat score