[00:00.00] 作词 : John Grant[00:00.07] 作曲 : John Grant[00:00.15]I did not think I was[00:03.34]The one being addressed[00:07.77]In hemorrhoid commercials[00:10.73]On the TV set[00:14.86]I often stand and stare[00:17.80]at nothing in the grocery store[00:22.03]Because I do not know[00:24.72]What to buy to eat any more[00:29.20]And parapraxis[00:31.29]The order of the day[00:36.18]I never heard that word[00:39.06]Until tonight I have to say[00:43.25]And I'm suppose to believe that there's some guy[00:47.88]Who will take the pain away[00:54.31]And there are children who have cancer[00:59.93]And so all bets are off[01:03.03]Cause I can't compete with that[01:07.06]So all bets are off[01:10.20]Cause I can't compete with that[01:15.72]I've got grey tickles and black pressure[01:22.70]And I'd rather lose my arm inside of a corn thresher[01:29.07]Just like Uncle Paul[01:32.55]Just like Uncle Paul[01:36.13]I, I, I[01:47.53]They wont be happy til[01:50.42]They tear down everything[01:54.75]Which looks remotely cool[01:57.54]Or is older than two weeks[02:01.72]You must be kidding me[02:04.76]Except I do know better than to ask[02:16.12]I can't believe I missed[02:18.76]New York during the 70's[02:23.34]I could have gotten a head start[02:26.83]In the world of disease[02:30.41]I'm sure I would have contracted[02:33.99]Every single solitary thing[02:41.22]And there are children who have cancer[02:46.84]And so all bets are off[02:49.99]Cause I can't compete with that[02:54.02]So all bets are off[02:57.15]Cause I can't compete with that[03:02.48]They say let go let go let go[03:06.32]You must learn to let go[03:09.80]If I hear that ******* phrase again[03:13.29]This baby is gonna blow[03:16.82]Into a million bit of bits[03:19.67]Of tiny pieces don't you know[03:25.76]Just like my favorite scene in Scanners[03:31.08]Apparently there was an outcry of some sort today[03:38.05]Which no-one heard incidentally and by the way[03:45.08]I have not had the strength[03:47.91]To leave my place in days or weeks[03:52.35]And I'll never understand[03:55.30]Whats happening in the Middle East[04:00.13]And there are children who have cancer[04:05.40]And so all bets are off[04:08.44]Cause I can't compete with that[04:12.53]So all bets are off[04:15.56]Cause I can't compete with that[04:20.95]I've got grey tickles and black pressure[04:26.57]And I'd rather lose my arm inside of a corn thresher[04:34.64]Just like Uncle Paul[04:37.78]Just like Uncle Paul[04:41.56]I, I, I[04:52.72]I've got grey tickles and black pressure[05:00.14]And I'd rather lose my arm inside of a corn thresher[05:06.67]Just like Uncle Paul[05:09.81]Just like Uncle Paul[05:13.39]I, I, I