[00:00.000] 作词 : Mark Stoermer/Brandon Flowers/Jimmy Kimmel/Dave Keuning/Ronnie Vannucci/Jonathan Bines[00:00.500] 作曲 : Mark Stoermer/Brandon Flowers/Jimmy Kimmel/Dave Keuning/Ronnie Vannucci/Jonathan Bines[00:01.000]Some time ago, at Santa's place[00:04.000]Up in the old North Pole[00:06.000]There lived a lump of anthracite[00:09.000]Whose parents called him Joel[00:12.000]Joel, Joel, the lump of coal[00:15.000]Happy as a lump can be[00:18.000]He just wants to keep Santa warm[00:21.000]And make the elves cozy[00:24.000]But Santa Claus had other plans[00:27.000]For Joel one fateful day[00:30.000]"Joel, you're just the lump I need[00:33.000]Come join me on my sleigh”[00:36.000]Joel, Joel, the lump of coal[00:39.000]Heart leapt up with joy[00:42.000]"I'll soon be Santa's present to[00:45.000]A lucky girl or boy[00:48.000]We'll laugh and play together[00:51.000]And hold each other tight[00:54.000]Snuggle under clean white sheets when we go to sleep at night”[01:00.000]Then Santa's elves all laughed at Joel[01:03.000]"You ain’t for a surprise[01:06.000]You're not a special Christmas gift[01:09.000]You're just a booby prize[01:12.000]What kid would ever want you?[01:15.000]You're filthy as can be[01:18.000]Now you have to go and live[01:21.000]With one who's been naughty”[01:25.000]"But I make heat, ” poor Joel cried[01:29.000]"And electricity”[01:31.000]"You pollute the air“[01:33.000]With CO2 and mercury”[01:37.000]Joel, Joel, the lump of coal[01:40.000]Fell down upon his knees[01:43.000]"I don't wanna live with a naughty kid[01:46.000]Don't make me, Santa, please”[01:49.000]But Santa laughed his jolly laugh[01:52.000]"Ho, ho, you stupid lump[01:55.000]You're just the thing to teach this brat[01:58.000]That Santa ain't no chump”[02:01.000]So off they flew and before he knew[02:04.000]Joel was in a sad[02:07.000]He cried and yelled to Santa Claus[02:10.000]"Why don't we just go back?”[02:13.000]And then came Christmas morning[02:16.000]And, much to Joel's surprise (Much to Joel's surprise)[02:19.000]He saw a boy with the saddest face[02:22.000]And tears were in his eyes (Tears were in his eyes)[02:25.000]He picked Joel up and held him[02:28.000]And said "You can be my friend (Hey man, let's be friends)[02:31.000]I would've liked some presents but[02:34.000]You're what Santa chose to send (Santa chose to send)[02:37.000]It's true, I've been a naughty boy[02:40.000]And maybe that's a sin (Maybe that's a sin)[02:43.000]If this is how Santa treats the kids[02:46.000]I'm just glad that I'm not him”[02:49.000]Joel, Joel, the lump of coal[02:53.000]Knew what he must do[02:55.000]He said "Now I know the reason why[02:58.000]I got sent to you[03:01.000]Cause when a person hurts inside[03:04.000]It turns him hard and cruel[03:07.000]But I know how to make your pain[03:11.000]Into a precious jewel[03:13.000]So take me in your hand, young man[03:16.000]And squeeze with all your might[03:19.000]Let's turn your pain and anger[03:21.000]Into something that shines bright”[03:25.000]Then Joel, Joel, the lump of coal[03:28.000]He gave his life away[03:31.000]So that one good naughty little boy[03:34.000]Found a diamond on Christmas day