[00:09.97]MARTHA:[00:17.20]If I had a fine white horse, [00:19.73]I'd take you for a ride today,[00:23.41]But since I have no fine white horse,[00:29.32]Inside I'll have to stay,[00:30.65]And empty all the chamber pots[00:33.08]And scrub the floors and such.[00:35.12]But what's there to do on a fine white horse?[00:39.04]It seems to me not much![00:42.32]If I had a wooden boat, [00:48.33]I'd take you for a sail today,[00:50.94]But since I have no wooden boat,[00:53.30]Inside I'll have to stay,[00:55.82]And catch and kill the mice[00:57.82]And pluck the chickens for the cook,[01:00.32]But what's there to do on a wooden boat?[01:04.63]But sit up straight and look?[01:07.21]And worry our boat will start to drift,[01:09.88]And float us out to sea,[01:11.82]And land us in an isle of gold! [01:14.50]Oh dear, oh dearie me![01:18.39]If I had a chambermaid,[01:20.93]I'd take you out to play today.[01:23.39]They say that there's a maze[01:25.05]Where once you enter, there you stay.[01:27.94]For certain we'd get lost[01:29.67]And they'd come looking for our bones,[01:32.14]And find us sometime late next week,[01:36.08]And bring us tea and scones.[01:38.36]But what if there's a clan of[01:40.40]Trolls a-campin 'neath the tree?[01:42.86]Or what if there's a pirate's cave?[01:45.77]Oh dear, oh dear! Oh dearie me![01:54.24]If I wasn't so afraid,[01:57.52]I'd take you out the door today,[02:00.37]But talking birds and tales of[02:02.58]Fairies keep me scared away.[02:05.31]And yes, I promised not to tell what[02:08.53]Else is there, although[02:10.85]If in the maze you chance to see[02:13.85]A garden guarded by a tree,[02:16.42]And meet a bird who speaks to thee,[02:20.91]Then come and tell my fine white horse[02:25.74]And me.[02:29.41]