Houdini - Eminem.mp3

[00:00.000] 作词 : Steve Miller/Marshall Mathers/Jeff Bass/Kevin Bell/Anne Dudley/Trevor Horn/Malcolm McLaren
[00:00.109] 作曲 : Steve Miller/Marshall Mathers/Jeff Bass/Kevin Bell/Anne Dudley/Trevor Horn/Malcolm McLaren
[00:00.218] Hey, Em, it's Paul
[00:01.353] Uh, I was listening to the album
[00:04.517] Good f*cking luck, you're on your own
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[00:07.014] Guess who's back? Back again
[00:10.755] Shady's back, tell a friend
[00:14.508] Guess who's back? Guess who's back?
[00:16.452] Guess who's back? Guess who's back?
[00:18.367] Guess who's back? Guess who's back?
[00:20.233] Guess who's back?
[00:21.187] Ha-ha!
[00:21.339] Da-da-da, da, da, da, da, da, da
[00:24.992] Da-da-da, da, da, da, da
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[00:29.267] Well, look what the stork brung (What?)
[00:30.854] Little baby devil with the forked tongue
[00:32.508] And it's stickin' out, yeah, like a sore thumb (Bleah)
[00:34.425] With a forehead that it grew horns from
[00:36.297] Still a white jerk
[00:37.237] Pullin' up in a Chrysler to the cypher
[00:39.135] With the Vic's, Percs and a Bud Light shirt
[00:40.780] Lyrical technician, an electrician, y'all light work (Yeah, yeah, ha-ha)
[00:43.914] And I don't gotta play pretend, it's you I make believe (What?)
[00:46.479] And you know I'm here to stay 'cause me (Why?)
[00:48.334] If I was to ever take a leave (What?)
[00:50.254] It would be aspirin to break a feve' (Yeah)
[00:52.135] If I was to ask for Megan Thee (What?)
[00:54.036] Stallion if she would collab with me
[00:55.876] Would I really have a shot at a feat?
[00:57.585] I don't know, but I'm glad to be back, like
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[00:59.232] Abra-abracadabra (And for my last trick)
[01:03.695] I'm 'bout to reach in my bag, bruh
[01:06.771] Abra-abracadabra (And for my last trick, poof)
[01:11.475] Just like that and I'm back, bro
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[01:14.551] Now back in the days of old me
[01:16.046] When right around the time I became a dope fiend
[01:18.016] Ate some c*****e, as a way of coping, taste of opiates, case of O.E. (Mmm)
[01:21.844] Turned me into smiley face emoji
[01:23.689] My shit may not be age-appropriate
[01:25.784] But I will hit an eight-year-old in the face with a participation trophy
[01:29.308] 'Cause I have zero doubts
[01:31.177] That this whole world's 'bout
[01:32.887] To turn into some Girl Scouts
[01:34.753] That censorship bureau's out
[01:36.297] To shut me down
[01:37.234] So when I started this verse
[01:38.586] It did start off lighthearted at first
[01:40.463] But it feels like I'm targeted
[01:42.114] Mind bogglin' how my profit has skyrocketed
[01:44.845] Look what I pocketed
[01:45.910] Yeah, the shit is just like y'all have been light joggin' and
[01:48.591] I've been running at full speed, and that's why I'm ahead like my noggin, and
[01:52.378] I'm the fight y'all get in
[01:53.463] When you debate who the best, but opps, I'm white chalkin' when
[01:56.165] I step up to that mic, c**k it then
[01:57.987] "Oh my God, its him! Not again!"
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[01:59.706] Abra-abracadabra (And for my last trick)
[02:04.152] I'm 'bout to reach in my bag, bruh
[02:07.199] Abra-abracadabra (And for my last trick, poof)
[02:11.936] Just like that and I'm back, bro
[02:14.528] Break it down
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[02:15.503] Sometimes I wonder what the old me'd say (If what?)
[02:19.250] If he could see the way shit is today (Look at this shit, man)
[02:23.022] He'd probably say that everything is gay (Like happy)
[02:26.835] What's my name? What's my name? (Slim Shady)
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[02:29.701] So how many little kids still wanna act like me? (Ha-ha)
[02:32.276] I'm a bigger prick than cacti be (Yeah)
[02:34.104] And that's why these (What?)
[02:35.133] Words sting just like you were being attacked by bees (Bzzz)
[02:37.754] In the coupe, leaning back my seat (What?)
[02:39.359] Bumpin' R. Kelly's favorite group, the black guy pees (Guy pees)
[02:42.223] In my Air Max 90s
[02:43.410] White Ts, walkin' parental advisory
[02:45.854] My transgender cat's Siamese
[02:47.349] Identifies as Black, but acts Chinese
[02:49.285] Like a muhf*ckin' Hacky Sack, I treat (What?)
[02:51.090] The whole world 'cause I got it at my feet (Yeah)
[02:52.866] How can I explain to you (What?)
[02:54.154] That even myself I'm a danger to? (Yeah)
[02:56.031] I hop on tracks like a kangaroo
[02:57.926] And say a few things or two to anger you
[02:59.812] But f*ck that, if I think that shit, I'ma say that shit
[03:02.519] Cancel me, what? Okay, that's it
[03:04.179] Go ahead, Paul, quit
[03:05.343] Snake-ass prick, you male cross-dresser, fake-ass b***h
[03:08.399] And I'll probably get shit for that (Watch)
[03:10.015] But you can all suck my d**k, in fact
[03:11.687] F*ck them, f*ck Dre, f*ck Jimmy, f*ck me, f*ck you
[03:14.335] F*ck my own kids, they're brats (F*ck 'em)
[03:16.002] They can screw off, them and you all (Yeah, uh)
[03:17.900] You too, Paul, got two balls
[03:19.775] Big as RuPaul's, what you thought you saw (Whoa)
[03:21.661] Ain't what you saw (Nah)
[03:22.607] 'Cause you're n***r gon' see me
[03:23.805] Caught sleepin' and see the kidnappin' n***r did happen
[03:26.405] Like Sherri Papini, Harry Houdini
[03:28.390] I vanish into the thin air as I'm leaving like
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[03:30.386] Abra-abracadabra (And for my last trick)
[03:34.878] I'm 'bout to reach in my bag, bruh
[03:37.972] Abra-abracadabra (And for my last trick, poof)
[03:42.666] Just like that and I'm back, bro