Merry F**king Christmas - Mr. Garrison, The 3rd Grade Teacher.mp3

[00:00.000] 作词 : Trey Parker
[00:00.435] 作曲 : Trey Parker
[00:00.870]Mr. Garrison, The 3rd Grade Teacher - Merry ****ing Christmas (Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics) - ChristmasIn the silly
[00:02.610]Middle East
[00:04.160]No trees, no snow, no
[00:05.400]Santa Claus
[00:06.430]They have different religious beliefs
[00:08.520]They believe in
[00:09.570]MuhammadAnd not in our holiday
[00:11.800]And so every
[00:13.600]DecemberI go to the
[00:14.840]Middle East and say
[00:19.380]Hey there,
[00:19.940]Mr. M****m
[00:20.720]Merry ****in'
[00:21.560]Mr. Garrison, The 3rd Grade Teacher - Merry ****ing Christmas (Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics) - ChristmasPut down that book,
[00:22.930]The Koran'
[00:23.760]And hear some holiday wishes
[00:27.120]In case you haven't noticed
[00:27.890]It's Jesus'
[00:29.110]BirthdaySo get off your heathen
[00:30.990]M****m Ass
[00:31.920]And ****in' celebrat
[00:35.670]There is no holiday season
[00:37.530]In India,
[00:38.380]I've heard
[00:39.410]They don't hang up their stockings
[00:40.930]And that is just absurd
[00:43.020]They've never read a
[00:44.080]Mr. Garrison, The 3rd Grade Teacher - Merry ****ing Christmas (Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics) - Christmas stor
[00:44.860]They don't know what
[00:45.740]Rudolph is about
[00:46.640]And that's why in
[00:47.980]DecemberI'll go to
[00:49.010]India and shout
[00:53.240]Hey there,
[00:53.690]Mr. Hinduist
[00:54.440]Merry ****in'
[00:55.480]Mr. Garrison, The 3rd Grade Teacher - Merry ****ing Christmas (Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics) - ChristmasDrink egg nog, and eat some bee
[00:57.680]And pass it to the
[00:58.820]MissusIn case you haven't noticed
[01:02.320]It's Jesus's
[01:02.990]BirthdaySo get off your heathen
[01:04.640]Hindu assAnd ****in' celebrat
[01:09.300]Now I heard that in
[01:10.590]JapanEveryone just lives in sin
[01:12.540]They pray to several
[01:14.030]GodsAnd put needles in their skin
[01:15.930]On December twenty-fifth
[01:17.730]All they do is eat a cake
[01:19.380]And that is why
[01:20.140]I'll go to
[01:21.050]JapanAnd walk around and say
[01:26.290]Hey there,
[01:26.790]Mr. Garrison, The 3rd Grade Teacher - Merry ****ing Christmas (Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics) - Mr. Santois
[01:27.320]Merry ****in'
[01:27.820]Mr. Garrison, The 3rd Grade Teacher - Merry ****ing Christmas (Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics) - ChristmasGod is gonna kick your ass
[01:29.730]You infidelic pagan scum
[01:31.540]In case you haven't noticed
[01:34.780]There's festive things to do
[01:36.110]So let's all rejoice for
[01:37.360]JesusAnd Merry ****in'
[01:37.990]Mr. Garrison, The 3rd Grade Teacher - Merry ****ing Christmas (Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics) - Christass to yo
[01:41.590]Mr. Garrison, The 3rd Grade Teacher - Merry ****ing Christmas (Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics) - On Christmas
[01:42.490]Day, I travel 'round the world and say
[01:46.950]Taoists, Krishna's,
[01:47.580]Buddhists and all you atheists too
[01:48.450]Merry ****in'
[01:51.420]Mr. Garrison, The 3rd Grade Teacher - Merry ****ing Christmas (Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics) - Christass to yo
[01:59.490]Thank you,
[02:00.110]Mr. Hat