[00:00.000] 作词 : Eminem/B. Zayas Jr/M. Delgiorno/S. Hacker/D. Davis/L. Walters/D. Birks/J. Burns/J Lee/F. Shaheed/K. Nazel[00:00.900] 作曲 : Eminem/B. Zayas Jr/M. Delgiorno/S. Hacker/D. Davis/L. Walters/D. Birks/J. Burns/J Lee/F. Shaheed/K. Nazel[00:01.800]Look, I was gonna go easy on you and not to hurt your feelings[00:05.140]But I'm only going to get this one chance (Six minutes, six minutes)[00:10.020]Something's wrong, I can feel it (Six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on)[00:11.860]Just a feeling I've got, like something's about to happen, but I don't know what[00:18.150]If that means, what I think it means, we're in trouble – big trouble – and if he is as bananas as you say, I'm not taking any chances[00:24.720]You were just what the doctor ordered[00:26.360]I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God[00:29.170]All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod[00:32.610]Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box?[00:35.860]They said I rap like a robot, so call me rap-bot[00:38.320]But for me to rap like a computer must be in my genes[00:40.520]I got a laptop in my back pocket[00:42.280]My pen'll go off when I half cock it[00:43.870]Got a fat knot from that rap profit[00:45.340]Made a living and a killing off it[00:46.730]Ever since Bill Clinton was still in office[00:48.330]With Monica Lewinsky feeling on his nutsack[00:50.230]I'm an MC still as honest[00:51.710]But as rude and as indecent as all hell[00:53.120]Syllables, skill-a-holic (Kill 'em all with)[00:54.860]This flippity, dippity-hippity hip-hop[00:56.240]You don't really wanna get into a pissing match with this rappity-rap[00:58.780]Packing a mack in the back of the Ac, backpack rap, crap, yap-yap, yackety-yack[01:01.740]And at the exact same time[01:02.860]I attempt these lyrical acrobat stunts while I'm practicing that[01:04.780]I'll still be able to break a mother****in' table[01:06.260]Over the back of a couple of niggas and crack it in half[01:08.250]Only realized it was ironic I was signed to Aftermath after the fact[01:11.800]How could I not blow? All I do is drop F-bombs, feel my wrath of attack[01:15.010]Rappers are having a rough time period, here's a Maxi-Pad[01:17.160]It's actually disastrously bad for the wack[01:19.160]while I'm masterfully constructing this masterpiece yeah[01:21.100]Cause I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God[01:24.540]All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod[01:27.710]Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box?[01:30.950]Let me show you maintaining this shit ain't that hard, that hard[01:34.200]Everybody want the key and the secret to rap immortality like I have got[01:37.520]Well, to be truthful the blueprint's simply rage and youthful exuberance[01:40.030]Everybody loves to root for a nuisance[01:41.680]Hit the earth like an asteroid, and did nothing but shoot for the moon since (PPEEYOOM)[01:44.720]MC's get taken to school with this music[01:46.480]Cause I use it as a vehicle to 'bus the rhyme'[01:48.140]Now I lead a new school full of students[01:50.180]Me? I'm a product of Rakim, Lakim Shabazz, 2Pac N-W-A., Cube, hey, Doc, Ren, Yella, Eazy, thank you, they got Slim[01:56.240]Inspired enough to one day grow up, blow up and being in a position[01:59.420]To meet Run-D.M.C. and induct them into the mother****in' Rock n'[02:02.960]Roll Hall of Fame even though I walk in the church and burst in a ball of flames[02:06.120]Only Hall of Fame I be inducted in is the alcohol of fame[02:09.040]On the wall of shame[02:10.250]You fags think it's all a game 'til I walk a flock of flames[02:13.310]Off of planking, tell me what in the **** are you thinking?[02:16.320]Little gay looking boy[02:17.510]So gay I can barely say it with a straight face looking boy[02:19.550]You witnessing a massacre[02:20.780]Like you watching a church gathering take place looking boy[02:22.910]Oy vey, that boy's gay, that's all they say looking boy[02:26.130]You get a thumbs up, pat on the back[02:27.580]And a way to go from your label everyday looking boy[02:29.280]Hey, looking boy, what you say looking boy?[02:30.920]I got a "hell yeah" from Dre looking boy[02:32.500]I'mma work for everything I have[02:33.960]Never ask nobody for shit, get outta my face looking boy[02:35.750]Basically boy you're never gonna be capable[02:37.780]To keep up with the same pace looking boy[02:39.090]Cause I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God[02:42.360]All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod[02:45.520]The way I'm racing around the track, call me Nascar, Nascar[02:48.720]Dale Earnhardt of the trailer park, the White Trash God[02:51.480]Kneel before General Zod this planet's Krypton, no Asgard, Asgard[02:55.200]So you be Thor and I'll be Odin[02:56.840]You rodent, I'm omnipotent[02:58.980]Let off then I'm reloading immediately with these bombs I'm totin'[03:01.880]And I should not be woken[03:03.840]I'm the walking dead, but I'm just a talking head, a zombie floating[03:07.010]But I got your mom deep throating[03:08.570]I'm out my ramen noodle[03:09.850]We have nothing in common, poodle[03:11.450]I'm a doberman, pinch yourself in the arm and pay homage, pupil[03:15.000]It's me, my honesty's brutal[03:17.720]But it's honestly futile if I don't utilize what I do though[03:20.580]For good at least once in a while[03:21.980]So I wanna make sure somewhere in this chicken scratch I scribble and doodle[03:24.520]Enough rhymes to maybe to try and help get some people through tough times[03:27.720]But I gotta keep a few punchlines just in case cause even you unsigned[03:30.880]Rappers are hungry looking at me like it's lunchtime[03:33.250]I know there was a time where once I[03:35.010]Was king of the underground, but I still rap like I'm on my Pharoahe Monch grind[03:38.230]So I crunch rhymes, but sometimes when you combine[03:40.280]Appeal with the skin color of mine[03:42.150]You get too big and here they come trying to censor you[03:44.550]Like that one line I said on "I'm Back" from the Marshall Mathers LP[03:47.260]One where I tried to say I take seven kids from Columbine[03:50.090]Put 'em all in a line, add an AK-47, a revolver and a nine[03:53.870]See if I get away with it now that I ain't as big as I was, but I've Morphed into an immortal coming through the portal[03:59.960]You're stuck in a timewarp from 2004 though[04:01.990]And I don't know what the **** that you rhyme for[04:04.190]You're pointless as Rapunzel with ****ing cornrows[04:06.730]You're like normal, **** being normal[04:08.520]And I just bought a new Raygun from the future[04:10.570]To just come and shoot ya like when Fabolous made Ray J mad[04:13.100]Cause Fab said he looked like a fag at Maywhether’s pad[04:15.050]Singin' to a man while they played piano[04:16.580]Man, oh man, that was a 24/7 special on the cable channel[04:19.740]So Ray J went straight to the radio station the very next day[04:22.550]''Hey, Fab, I'mma kill you''[04:23.770]Lyrics coming at you at supersonic speed, (JJ Fad)[04:25.920]Uh, sama lamaa duma lamaa you assuming I'm a human[04:28.030]What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman[04:29.300]Innovative and I'm made of rubber[04:30.440]So that anything you saying is ricocheting off of me and it'll glue to you[04:32.500]I'm never stating, more than never demonstrating[04:34.110]How to give a mother****in' audience a feeling like it's levitating[04:35.740]Never fading, and I know that the haters are forever waiting[04:37.640]For the day that they can say I fell off, they'd be celebrating[04:39.200]Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated[04:40.470]I make elevating music, you make elevator music[04:42.700]Oh, he's too mainstream[04:43.780]Well, that's what they do when they get jealous, they confuse it[04:46.090]It's not hip hop, it's pop, cause I found a hella way to fuse it[04:48.710]With rock, shock rap with Doc[04:50.720]Throw on "Lose Yourself" and make 'em lose it[04:52.600]I don't know how to make songs like that[04:53.920]I don't know what words to use[04:55.410]Let me know when it occurs to you[04:56.790]While I’m ripping any one of these verses diverse as you[04:58.410]It’s curtains, I’m inadvertently hurtin' you[05:00.090]How many verses I gotta murder to prove[05:01.580]That if you're half as nice at songs you can sacrifice virgins too[05:05.230]School flunkie, pill junky[05:07.390]But look at the accolades the skills brung me[05:09.940]Full of myself, but still hungry[05:11.810]I bully myself cause I make me do what I put my mind to[05:14.630]And I'm a million leagues above you, ill when I speak in tongues[05:18.270]But it's still tongue in cheek, **** you[05:20.060]I'm drunk so Satan take the ****ing wheel, I'm asleep in the front seat[05:23.710]Bumping Heavy D and the Boys, still chunky, but funky[05:26.210]But in my head there's something I can feel tugging and struggling[05:29.940]Angels fight with devils, here's what they want from me[05:33.460]They asking me to eliminate some of the women hate[05:35.220]But if you take into consideration the bitter hatred that I had[05:37.340]Then you may be a little patient and more sympathetic to the situation[05:40.200]And understand the discrimation[05:42.200]But **** it, life's handing you lemons, make lemonade then[05:45.070]But if I can't batter the women how the **** am I supposed to bake them a cake then?[05:48.740]Don't mistake it for Satan[05:49.980]It's a fatal mistake if you think I need to be overseas[05:52.020]And take a vacation to trip a broad[05:53.950]And make her fall on her face and don't be a retard[05:56.670]Be a king? Think not—why be a king when you can be a God?